Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

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  • OrganisM
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644
    #31
    Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

    Chit Chat For when footbull decides that killing puppies and fingerbanging his mother just aren't enough. Really, there's no need to post anything of substance here. In fact, the only reason this place exists is for footbull's topics. All others who post topics will be banned.
    oic.
    Last edited by OrganisM; 10-3-2008, 01:35 AM.
    .

    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

    Originally Posted by     MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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      • foilman8805
        smoke wheat hail satin
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Sep 2006
        • 5704
        #32
        Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

        Oh man...I usually browse the forums via the front page, and at the first dozen glances, I just counted this thread off as a spam thread for some reason...then it kept getting bumped so I clicked it and it turns out that it's actually a thread.

        Then I saw who it was by, and I was right to begin with. Spambot posting worthless spam.

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          • OrganisM
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2006
            • 2644
            #33
            Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

            Even a script couldn't be this braindead.
            .

            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

            Originally Posted by             MrRubix[link]:
            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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              • Grandiagod
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2004
                • 6122
                #34
                Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

                You know the problem i have with donating blood? I give it for free but they charge my dick off to get it back.
                He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                  • OrganisM
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2644
                    #35
                    Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

                    I try not to think about things like that. All the ridiculous inequities make me want to scream.
                    .

                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                    Originally Posted by                     MrRubix[link]:
                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                      • phe0nixblade
                        Praise the sun mofo
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 4281
                        #36
                        Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

                        didnt this guy quit
                        more than once?

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                          • welsh_girl
                            FFR Player
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 1366
                            #37
                            Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

                            Get a big gathering of people in a room and show then some presontation about what giving blood can do.

                            Giving blood is horrible, I only had 5 little pots of it taken from me Wednesday to check for HIB, Rubella, Hepatitis B [ I don't have any of them, was just routine ]

                            Glad I can't give it to save people lives because I've had tattoo's and piercings in the past year.

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                              • Izzy
                                Snek
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 9195
                                #38
                                Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

                                Gather tons of people into a room, and then gas them all and drain their blood.

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                                  • cool110
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 291
                                    #39
                                    Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

                                    Page not found - The Onion
                                    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/75552

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                                      • Chachazero1
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 36
                                        #40
                                        Re: Strategies for Increased Blood Donors

                                        Hello, Foot bull

                                        You, like so many others, simply wish any action to immediately benefit him or herself. Such is the way of humanity.

                                        Few can grasp that the cosmos care not at all for what benefits something so transient as a human life, and if the cosmos have a way of expressing “care,” it is not by a definition humanity is familiar with.

                                        I do so love to witness the dawning realization crawl upon one’s face of this fascinating aspect of the universe. It is finer than the most aged and prestigious of wines.
                                        "4chan is the Africa of the internet. Sure there may be some gems here and there, but more likely then not you're going to leave: confused, scared, ashamed, and with AIDS"
                                        -Anonymous.

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