I'm impressed that I was quoted in the second post.
This thread should have more me in it.
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
im being completely serious with this next statement.
Sometimes right after I masturbate then ejaculate my seamens, i go play FFR and I always AAA the next few songs I play.
Haha.
And hooray!
I've been quoted twice.
<3
Here's one from a while back:
Originally Posted by Synthlight
I will give you the best reason....
Because you're a Douchenozzle.
All in favor of my REALLY good reason say: DOUCHENOZZLE!
Cheers,
Synthlight
Does anyone remember the thread that one of Blazze's alts did about being in the hospital?
That is by far, my favorite post on the site.
Originally posted by Tasselfoot
whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
Originally posted by funmonkey54
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
I just threw up blood I was laughing so hard. My monitor is ruined. My house fell down and there was a tornado. These events are unrelated. On a related note,
Just as I passed him, his truck hit a landmine cleverly disguised as a landmine and his ice-cream truck blew up in a glorious explosion of fire and fail.
i've shot 17 people... stay the **** away from me.
Originally posted by Cats_Go_Meow
You monster -.-
Three of my favorites (From my siggy of course).
Here are some others that i found while reading this (I open multiple tabs of threads at a time.):
Originally posted by Phynx
I am a loser. Hardcore loser fo life yo'. <--- see... only losers say "fo life yo"
Originally posted by Squeek
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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