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  • MalReynolds
    CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
    • Sep 2003
    • 6571

    #16
    Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

    I'm impressed that I was quoted in the second post.

    This thread should have more me in it.
    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


    My new novel:

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    Now in Paperback!

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    • s0ulst0n3
      <SPACE FOR RENT>
      • Sep 2006
      • 2076

      #17
      Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

      This is a pretty funny one.

      Originally posted by MalReynolds
      I'm impressed that I was quoted in the second post.

      This thread should have more me in it.
      PM me if you want to rent my custom title. :3
      ~Far too many years of chaos and unrest, far too many voices brutally supressed!~

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      • MalReynolds
        CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
        • Sep 2003
        • 6571

        #18
        Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

        ba-dum-pish
        "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

        "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


        My new novel:

        Maledictions: The Offering.

        Now in Paperback!

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        • All_That_Chaz
          Supreme Dictator For Life
          • Apr 2004
          • 5874

          #19
          Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

          Back to "Back to Earth"
          Originally posted by FoJaR
          dammit chaz
          Originally posted by FoJaR
          god dammit chaz
          Originally posted by MalReynolds
          I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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          • -KIDTHONG-
            FFR Veteran
            • Sep 2007
            • 578

            #20
            Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

            opps i never saw legendary threads
            Please keep your sig to the 250 x 600 size outlined in the site rules. BAM!

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #21
              Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

              Originally posted by robertsona
              does sonic STINK or COOL
              does tails STINK or COOL.

              EDIT: DISREGARD THAT, I was confusing two different threads. The most hilarious one was Miles "Tails" Prower Rules in Legendary threads.
              Last edited by jewpinthethird; 09-24-2008, 01:12 PM.

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              • -KIDTHONG-
                FFR Veteran
                • Sep 2007
                • 578

                #22
                Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                does tails STINK or COOL.

                EDIT: DISREGARD THAT, I was confusing two different threads. The most hilarious one was Miles "Tails" Prower Rules in Legendary threads.
                holy **** jew pin the third is still on this site :S
                Please keep your sig to the 250 x 600 size outlined in the site rules. BAM!

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                • jewpinthethird
                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 11711

                  #23
                  Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                  I never left. I just don't post in chit-chat or any other forum very often.

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                  • sarahxjane
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 2109

                    #24
                    Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                    Originally posted by Adamaja456
                    im being completely serious with this next statement.

                    Sometimes right after I masturbate then ejaculate my seamens, i go play FFR and I always AAA the next few songs I play.
                    Haha.


                    And hooray!
                    I've been quoted twice.
                    <3


                    Here's one from a while back:

                    Originally Posted by Synthlight
                    I will give you the best reason....

                    Because you're a Douchenozzle.

                    All in favor of my REALLY good reason say: DOUCHENOZZLE!

                    Cheers,

                    Synthlight

                    Does anyone remember the thread that one of Blazze's alts did about being in the hospital?

                    That is by far, my favorite post on the site.
                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                    whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                    Originally posted by funmonkey54
                    *knock knock*
                    *opens door*
                    Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                    Um, ok. May I help you?
                    Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                    as of December 11th 2009.
                    Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                    • SpammyMcSquirrel
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 816

                      #25
                      Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                      Originally posted by MalReynolds
                      I just threw up blood I was laughing so hard. My monitor is ruined. My house fell down and there was a tornado. These events are unrelated. On a related note,
                      Lol.

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                      • jump_the_bullet
                        Oh you fancy, huh?
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 912

                        #26
                        Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                        Originally posted by Jtehanonymous
                        Just as I passed him, his truck hit a landmine cleverly disguised as a landmine and his ice-cream truck blew up in a glorious explosion of fire and fail.
                        epic

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                        • rzr
                          TWG Veteran
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 7608

                          #27
                          Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                          Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                          I never left. I just don't post in chit-chat or any other forum very often.
                          Same with Spec.

                          Originally posted by darkshark
                          Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                          Originally posted by aperson
                          i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                          Originally posted by Sprite-
                          More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                          Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                          yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                          i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                          • Xx{Midnight}xX
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 8548

                            #28
                            Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                            Originally posted by robertsona
                            LMFAO NINJAD BY MIDNIGHT
                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                            i've shot 17 people... stay the **** away from me.
                            Originally posted by Cats_Go_Meow
                            You monster -.-
                            Three of my favorites (From my siggy of course).
                            Here are some others that i found while reading this (I open multiple tabs of threads at a time.):
                            Originally posted by Phynx
                            I am a loser. Hardcore loser fo life yo'. <--- see... only losers say "fo life yo"
                            Originally posted by Squeek
                            Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down
                            And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
                            I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

                            In west Philadelphia born and raised
                            On the playground was where I spent most of my days
                            Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
                            When a couple of guys who were up to no good
                            Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
                            I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
                            She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

                            I whistled for a cab and when it came near
                            The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
                            If anything I can say this cab is rare
                            But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

                            I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
                            And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
                            I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
                            To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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                            • rzr
                              TWG Veteran
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 7608

                              #29
                              Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                              Now, I have that song stuck in my head. It's a hilarious song, so I'm laughing. But, now it's in my head. Stuck.

                              Originally posted by darkshark
                              Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                              Originally posted by aperson
                              i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                              Originally posted by Sprite-
                              More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                              Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                              yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                              i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                              • robertsona
                                missa in h-moll
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 4000

                                #30
                                Re: Post FFR's funniest post's.

                                TAILS IS A GIRL
                                ps quoted twice owned
                                also tasselfoot's quote was an answer to a question i asked in his thread

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