life sucks

[subtle]

imho, there's no easy way out of this.

so, as much as you don't want to hear it, i'd give up for the time being. i'd just give it time and see if things work out on their own. sure, it's not instant gratification, but it's something. plus, you'll stay out of the hospital and keep your good looks. 8)

[87x]

what kind of bat?

heres your choices:
1)plastic- for really fast swings but slim to none physical damage... (you might just make him mader)
2)metal/alluminum- medium speed swings and will hurt like a bitch if you hit him... (you might knock him out)
3)wooden- slow swing speed and hurts the worst out of all the choices (you might kill him)

the best method for using a bat is not to swing like your playing baseball but to intimidate him... if hes still not scared... swing at him a couple of times... if that doesnt fae him...swing to miss on purpose.. then in a stabing like motion hit him in the stomach with the end of the bat.. then whes hes bending over... hit him with an overhand right/left (depending on what is the stronger punch).... thats it....

see... im not violent

[QreepyBORIS]

imho

I believe the proper grammer for this is "I am a whore".

Just kidding...

[subtle]

maybe i am a whore, and i was implying that.

did you think about that before you opened your mouth? hmm?



kidding...or am i?

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

well i never get a good chance to talk to when we not at school
plus me and him are starting to become friend but i still don't like him

[87x]

what kind of bat?

heres your choices:
1)plastic- for really fast swings but slim to none physical damage... (you might just make him mader)
2)metal/alluminum- medium speed swings and will hurt like a bitch if you hit him... (you might knock him out)
3)wooden- slow swing speed and hurts the worst out of all the choices (you might kill him)

the best method for using a bat is not to swing like your playing baseball but to intimidate him... if hes still not scared... swing at him a couple of times... if that doesnt fae him...swing to miss on purpose.. then in a stabing like motion hit him in the stomach with the end of the bat.. then whes hes bending over... hit him with an overhand right/left (depending on what is the stronger punch).... thats it....

see... im not violent

^--- nothing better to show that you love her... like beating up her boyfriend....

[subtle]

hey, some girls go for that...seriously...we like being fought over.

just my two cents.

[SpookG]

Actually, the correct way to spell 'concience' is conscience, so you all are wrong about that one.

As for advice, just hang out with her and be her friend, and they will break up eventually and you can slide right on in if you still want to hit it up.

The law goes in your favor as long as you don't throw the first hit, because you're just defending yourself. You can entice him all you want up to it, you just can't get physical first. Does that make sense?

If you're afraid of him coming after you, well, no man can survive a well-placed nut trample without hitting the mat for a few seconds. It will usually take the fight right out of somebody. That or a hook to the nose. meaning..don't smash it dead on, but swipe it from the side.. It will break it with minimal force, so you wouldn't have to connect very hard, and the gush of blood will make him more hesitant to continue the fight.

And don't use a weapon.. That will only get you in trouble..

And well, try to avoid a fight at all costs... Getting into a REAL fight sucks a lot of ass, even if you win it. Just take my word on it, ok?


remember this wisdom, young padawan, and one day you will become a master jedi.

[87x]

well spook... i agree with most of it except the enticing it and using a weopon part....

1)if while entising he uses a curse word against the other guy.. he can still get in trouble... it falls under verbal abuse....
2)if the guy is seriously bigger than him... than the best weopon would be the metal bat... but not aim to kill but follow the instructions in my other post...

...but agreeing with you... the nut shot is a world wide fighter stopper.... on well connected hit is all you need

[BluE_MeaniE]

violence won't do anything


just imagine what''ll happen if you hit him over the head with a bat as someone suggested....

trouble for both of you

[87x]

people must not have read my post.... i dont want him to hit him in the head... that would cause serious damage.... anything that leads to hospitilization would involve the police.... what i said to do was... to swing (not meaning to hit) at him.. that just to intimidate him... if he isnt intimidated and he looks like hes about to call your bluff and rush you... swing so that he will rush you then (with the head end of the bat) hit him in a stabbing motion in the stomach (just enough to make him bend over) then (not using the bat) puch him in the face in the swiping motion that spook was talking about.... or to end it with nothing broken (except his ego) give him a nut shot...

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

well thanks for the advice i am think about it and the funny thing is that me him and and the girl i like went to hooters yesterday

[87x]

well thats sweet.... as llong as she didnt see you looking at all the hooters girls...

[freaknacage]

on one hand i agree with subtle, it is nice to be fought over. but on the other i agree with blue_meanie... violence wont do anything except get your ass kicked. my penny.

[QreepyBORIS]

Spook, I can't even BEGIN to tell you my deadly "Jew Jitsu" strategies. Fine, that is a lie.

People don't realize how sensitive the platella (kneecap bone) is. Do a nice drop kick, and *POW!!!*. No more fight for him. It hurts like hell, and takes a while to heal, as well as it might never be right again if you get it dead on.

The nose sweep thing works.

Also, a hook kick to the back of the knees trips em up (it doesn't really hurt though), so you can then do a quick jump/knee into face thing. THAT is what pain is, my friend.

Uppercuts are great if you (A) hit the nose from up, or (B) hit the chin straight up. Forces your head back.

Also, one more thing. The Adams Apple. Need I say more?