New meaning of spam?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • robertsona
    missa in h-moll
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2006
    • 4000

    #16
    Re: New meaning of spam?

    ITT: Post Random Spam You Get

    Originally posted by Spam lol
    "HASS & ASSOCIATES
    SUITE 12.05, LEVEL 12, MENARA TJB
    NO 9, JALAN SYED MOHD MUFTI
    80000 JOHOR BAHRU
    MALAYSIA

    Greetings,

    I am Hassan Mohammed Hoque, An Attorney at law based in Malaysia, South East
    Asia, My late client was a private oil consultant/ contractor with the Shell
    Petroleum Development Company in Malaysia before his death. My client, his wife
    and his three children lost their life in the 2004 tsunamis natural disaster
    while on their holiday in Phuket Thailand. It may interest you to know that my
    client died "in testate". http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/12/27/asia.quake/


    PROPOSITION:
    I decided to contact you purely on the personal conviction of trust and
    confidence to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client.The
    deceased had a deposit valued presently at (US $3,500,000) and his Bank has
    issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or beneficiary by will, otherwise
    the account would be confiscated.

    My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as a
    relative/next-of-kin and beneficiary of my client, so that the proceeds of this
    account could be paid to you.

    Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal
    documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided.All
    I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transactionthrough.

    This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
    any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values,do
    accept my apology.I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the
    utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your
    decision, while I await your prompt response.
    Please contact me at once to indicate your interest.

    via my E-MAIL:address: hassanhoque10@live.co.uk

    Best regards,

    Hasssan M. Hoque
    (Principal Partner)"
    SHOULD I DO IT?!?!?!

    Comment

    • Psychotik
      Heckin' Cute
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jan 2008
      • 1729

      #17
      Re: New meaning of spam?

      Spam his ass with gay porn.
      Check out my Speedruns
      Originally posted by TEEX
      I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

      Comment

      • Shadowlessheart
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2006
        • 260

        #18
        Re: New meaning of spam?

        "He parts night could words whether silver subject imagine rise.
        Did explain point damage.
        Used to market small well too speed little store rose himself."


        I think that can be turned into a "enlarge your member"

        He parts = Wang
        Silver Subject = Those "Natural" non-pill enlargers
        Did Point Damage = Stick it in her eye O.o?
        Used to market small well too speed little store rose himself = Not only does it make your "member" larger it cures ED too :]! So no more other drugs needed.



        Sorry got bored...figured I'd just put that out there >_>


        Wanna Help...PLEASE

        Comment

        • Shadowcliff
          FFR Veteran
          • Jan 2008
          • 695

          #19
          Re: New meaning of spam?

          LOL Do it and stop as soon as he asks for personal info.

          Comment

          • marioGP87
            Shiny Zoroa :')
            • Mar 2006
            • 603

            #20
            Re: New meaning of spam?

            onoez =O!!! Shakespeare has come back to haunt us with his text on the internet!!! Also, this wouldn't been the first time that has happened. People is spamming other sites with porn film sites that are gay!!! (no, I've never entered them. My advice: DON'T DO IT!!!!!)
            Originally posted by Kit
            "Hey.. what are you doing!? get away man! I Only said it once noo, NOOOO your a bunch of Nazi's man ! get that sedative away from me! I don't like needles! I...rea..lyy.... *Faint*


            Best AAA: Famouz (HEAVY UNLOCK!)

            Comment

            • reptile3141
              FFR Veteran
              • Dec 2006
              • 927

              #21
              Re: New meaning of spam?

              Originally posted by inflames07
              You opened the letter.



              7 days.
              He's right...
              Originally posted by [TeRa]
              Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price!

              Comment

              Working...