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  • Snapps
    NO DOUBT GET LOUD
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2003
    • 5650

    #91
    Originally posted by ToshX
    Originally posted by Privateer
    In this case, it's .2, because .5-.3=.1.
    ....you still dont know what those #'s meant.

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    • ZEROED
      FFR Player
      • May 2003
      • 511

      #92
      privateer edited it to .5-.3=.2.


      Me and Djsmalls\' forums for Rare Simfiles!

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      • lightdarkness
        Summer!!
        • Jul 2003
        • 11310

        #93
        w0w
        i was browsing some old pages of the chit chat forum and found this
        jewpin started it http://flashflashrevolution.com/inde...ewtopic&t=1540

        however, keep this goin!

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        • Specforces
          Yes
          • Jan 2004
          • 5028

          #94
          Yeah, quotes are the very essence of FFR.

          Cocaine is a hell of a drug....
          Check Out My Music

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          • Snapps
            NO DOUBT GET LOUD
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2003
            • 5650

            #95
            Originally posted by Specforces

            Cocaine is a hell of a drug....

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            • Master_of_PARANOiA
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2003
              • 1599

              #96
              Yes it is, and I think you're on it. OMG PWND!







              JK
              Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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              • plasmix
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2003
                • 3639

                #97
                Meh, I wish I could say something witty.

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                • Sinjin
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 582

                  #98
                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                  PWNED MEDIUM RARE WITH BBQ SAUCE!
                  All hail AO (not A0), because he did indeed have a purpose on this forum. To get pwned by Arch0wl in the most memorable pwn that I can think of.

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                  • dontcareaboutmyid
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2003
                    • 2103

                    #99
                    this deserves quotage

                    Originally posted by 87x
                    locked...
                    post count +1
                    Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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                    • Cenright
                      You thought I was a GUY?!
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 3139

                      #100
                      You're just jealous cause the voices are talking to ME.
                      http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...Cube_in_55.mpg

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                      • Brainmaster07
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 2891

                        #101
                        BUREAUCRACY -- UNITED STATES: You have two cows. The government takes both, loses one while moving it to a farm in Puerto Rico and forgets to milk the other.

                        CANADIANISM: You have two cows. The bank takes both of them, shoots one, throws away the milk and you shoot yourself.

                        CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

                        CAPITALISM -- AMERICAN: You have two cows. You sell one of them, and buy a bull. The cow and bull have a great love life; you sell the movie rights to Hollywood. Then you go into real estate.

                        CAPITALISM -- HONG KONG You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt / equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the feng shui is bad.

                        CONSERVATIVISM: You have two cows. You lock them up, and charge people to look at them.

                        COMMUNISM -- CAMBODIAN: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
                        Find out who said that and I'll give you a dollar.

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                        • Master_of_PARANOiA
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1599

                          #102
                          Um, laharl? I'm too lazy to guess, and I want a dollar. Can I have the dollar even if I'm wrong?

                          Oh, and I was finally sigged by someone with an IQ of at least 37.91:
                          Originally posted by Master_of_PARANOiA
                          Wanna know what's more retarded? Not knowing how to spell a letter..

                          "EYE KAN SPEL TEH LETTAR 'A', HEER WHE GOW: B. YAAAAAAAAY! EYE'M N IDEOT"
                          It was better in context :\
                          Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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                          • altairian
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 2055

                            #103
                            brain, that's an old, OLD thing that's been on the internet for a long time. If anyone from FFR posted it, they didn't come up with it.
                            Reach: there was this bee. i hate bee\'s...i tryed to kill it, but then it didn\'t die and it started making weird noises so i was like oh (#$% hes gonna sting me. i started running but i triped over some rock and rolled down a hill into the river.

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                            • Kilgamayan
                              Super Scooter Happy
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6583

                              #104
                              The Russian part was the best one too, and you left it out. :<
                              I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                              • JurseyRider734
                                lil j the bad b-word
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 7507

                                #105
                                Peace out cub scout....
                                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                Originally posted by Afrobean
                                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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