Originally posted by ToshX
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i was browsing some old pages of the chit chat forum and found this
jewpin started it
http://flashflashrevolution.com/inde...ewtopic&t=1540
however, keep this goin!
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Yes it is, and I think you're on it. OMG PWND!
JKAfrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnateComment
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this deserves quotage
Originally posted by 87xlocked...
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You're just jealous cause the voices are talking to ME.Comment
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Find out who said that and I'll give you a dollar.BUREAUCRACY -- UNITED STATES: You have two cows. The government takes both, loses one while moving it to a farm in Puerto Rico and forgets to milk the other.
CANADIANISM: You have two cows. The bank takes both of them, shoots one, throws away the milk and you shoot yourself.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
CAPITALISM -- AMERICAN: You have two cows. You sell one of them, and buy a bull. The cow and bull have a great love life; you sell the movie rights to Hollywood. Then you go into real estate.
CAPITALISM -- HONG KONG You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt / equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the feng shui is bad.
CONSERVATIVISM: You have two cows. You lock them up, and charge people to look at them.
COMMUNISM -- CAMBODIAN: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.Comment
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Um, laharl? I'm too lazy to guess, and I want a dollar. Can I have the dollar even if I'm wrong?
Oh, and I was finally sigged by someone with an IQ of at least 37.91:
It was better in context :\Originally posted by Master_of_PARANOiAWanna know what's more retarded? Not knowing how to spell a letter..
"EYE KAN SPEL TEH LETTAR 'A', HEER WHE GOW: B. YAAAAAAAAY! EYE'M N IDEOT"Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnateComment
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brain, that's an old, OLD thing that's been on the internet for a long time. If anyone from FFR posted it, they didn't come up with it.Reach: there was this bee. i hate bee\'s...i tryed to kill it, but then it didn\'t die and it started making weird noises so i was like oh (#$% hes gonna sting me. i started running but i triped over some rock and rolled down a hill into the river.Comment
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The Russian part was the best one too, and you left it out. :<I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.Comment
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Peace out cub scout....
Originally posted by Arch0wlI'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by AfrobeanJust that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.Comment



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