Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

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  • ninjaKIWI
    plain old ugly ass dumbas
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 3307
    #16
    Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

    Originally posted by fido123
    Does this smell like cloriform to you?
    You ninja'd me.

    And you got it wrong, too

    "Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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      • Adamaja456
        Absurd
        • Dec 2006
        • 6433
        #17
        Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

        "I have a magic watch, do you know what its telling me?"
        "no."
        "It says your not wearing any underwear"
        "but i am"
        "oh, must be an hour fast"


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          • purebloodtexan
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2006
            • 2845
            #18
            Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

            "Hello...And what is your name?...[Long conversation]...May I have your [Insert form of contact here]? Thanks."


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              • EAGAMES
                Y0FACE!
                • Dec 2006
                • 4931
                #19
                Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

                You suck! I learned that from Chuck Norris and it works everytime.
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                  • bender5
                    The 40% Iron Chef
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4894
                    #20
                    Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

                    I like every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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                      • Coolboyrulez0
                        VICES
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 10042
                        #21
                        Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

                        ... I don't use any. The girls come to me
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                          • Syhto
                            BuMP it
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 2466
                            #22
                            Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

                            That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on someone much more attractive.
                            Originally posted by ~jrodd
                            keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
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                            I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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                              • Kekeb
                                davai
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 2765
                                #23
                                Re: Whats YOUR favorite pick-up line?

                                Originally posted by Adamaja456
                                "I have a magic watch, do you know what its telling me?"
                                "no."
                                "It says your not wearing any underwear"
                                "but i am"
                                "oh, must be an hour fast"
                                +1 lol

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