If you ever want.. no, now that's just wrong.

[Arch0wl]

Milk doesn't help for shit after a certain number of SU's.

[QreepyBORIS]

It helps a little, just keep that milk in your mouth till its warm, swallow it, and GULP AGAIN.

Of, Tomato juice enzymes help like..alot against the burning.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

hmm.. well I am insane, so you know what I'm gonna do? buy one and chug the whole thing


please send me money (what? you honestly think I'd pay to put myself in the hostpital? JA F00)

[Cyborg_Mermaid]

Holy bejeezus, that's SPICY. O.O; And to think I have issues with Medium Salsa. I think I'd die from just standing next to that stuff.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

nah, I hate spicy things, but that would be nothing for me. you see, I'm immune to temperatures, don't know why, but I am.

well, except ub3r Xtr3m3s, like maybe.. 1000° F, and I doubt it's that hot. oh and coldwise, I only feel it when it comes close to absolute zero

[QreepyBORIS]

Absolute Zero = No more atoms for you!

[VxDx]

well considering spiciness has absolutely nothing to do with temperature...

[Anticrombie0909]

Nothing technically stops the burning. Milk helps more than most liquids, but it doesn't actually stop the burning, it simply occupies your taste buds temporarily, which gives the illusion that it helps. But geez...Arch, remind me never to accept any food item from you EVER unless I watch you prepare every section of it.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

Absolute Zero = No more atoms for you!

who needs atoms? I certainly don't

[Arch0wl]

Dude

Chug the whole thing? You'd die before you even finished, it would give you a uber-ulser and probably burn out your stomache. The most you could take without needing someone to have 911 on the phone next to you is one drop, that is if you're an EXTREME hot head and can chug Dave's Insanity Sauce like it's water. If you're just with the general public when it comes to hot sauce, then sample it off the TIP of a toothpick, that's it.

[QreepyBORIS]

Ulcer, you idiot. :O

[Privateer]

It's okay, he had subway for lunch.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

Dude

Chug the whole thing? You'd die before you even finished, it would give you a uber-ulser and probably burn out your stomache. The most you could take without needing someone to have 911 on the phone next to you is one drop, that is if you're an EXTREME hot head and can chug Dave's Insanity Sauce like it's water. If you're just with the general public when it comes to hot sauce, then sample it off the TIP of a toothpick, that's it.

that's why I wouldn't be paying for it XD

oh, and right now, I actually look forward to dying, since as of yesterday my life became complete crap.. complete fuckin crap.. it's always been crap, but now it's a giant sack of horse manuer (I would have said dog shit, but horse manuer's worse)


brb, I'm gonna go get a lighter and set my mouth on fire (it'll be fun.. and definately hotter than that additive. seeing as how it's hotter than what the FDA classifies as a hotsauce, it has become an [i]additive[/].. fuck, I'll be longer than expected, we ran out of gasoline.. gasoline makes the world ignite better)




told you I was insane, didn't I?

[VxDx]

you're not insane, you're an idiot. (for trying to play off retardation as insanity)

[QreepyBORIS]

VxDx = Win.

And just cause I'm an ASS, Gasoline cannot burn without an oxidizer, fool.

Meh.