Any One Ever Wonder How Santa Was Never Shot Down For Flying In No Fly Zones O_o. I Mean Come On Our Gov't Loves To Shoot Things Down, Like Hopes And Dreams, So Why Not Santa :X?
And Was Does NORAD Refuse On Putting Actually Work Into Santa, I Mean, If My 'Rents Were To Show Me That, I'd Be Like "So Santa Has A Super Shield Over His Place, And Also Is Horribly Colored O_o. Mommy...Is Santa Real?
Lolz...For Some Reason The Thought Of an Irish Santa Scares Me !
Apparently, his sled was hi-jacked by al-Qaeda terrorists.
At a Model UN conference, that was actually one of the crises we had to sort out. Santa was shot down by Iraqi terrorists, and we had to negotiate between all the countries and find out a way to save him -.-
We also had Don Imus release a deadly neurovirus into the nappy-headed moose population, Microsoft detonate jets under Iran, and other insane things.
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