My friend send that to everybody he know. That made me lol :
I'm telling myself that if this exist, it's because somewhere, a f*cking retarted invented it.
He thought that it would make people happy with is cute little sentence.
So if he can make a chain, I can too.
So here is what I have to say to the planet.
WARNING: Every thing that will be said in this chain will affect your life
Be fore you read this, you need to sit naked on a flying sandwich and you also need to sing Barney the purple dinosaur song cause if you don't do it, 8 women with a beard will come out of your ass
So here we go and do it for real
think of a colour. . . if it's the pink or the brown, suicide yourself now without making any of your f*cking wishes
Think of someone you find that is really beautiful.
Tell to yourself that this person maybe masturbated when thinking of you !!!
Think to a number within 1 and 10... if it's 4, your favorite animal is the horse.
Why the horse??? Because it's f*cking like that.
We often forget to think of our green friends; the plants. So why don't we take some of our precious time everyday to disguise ourself in a plant to make them see we like them ???
Pollution is not cool. If you one day see a random kleenex on the ground,
qui traîne par terre dehors, shout at it and tell him to go f*ck his father so that he can feel bad after that...
After, go swin in a pool filled with rakes
If you send this to 10 people, George Bush will come to piss on your cat and a little magic butterfly will grarnt you 3 wishes BUT!!! IF YOU SEND THIS TO MY STEP MOTHER, YOUR F*CKING WISHES WONT WORK!!!
You can now eat your sandwich.
If you copy and paste this text and send it to every person you have in msn, aim or or something that resemble to it, you will win a FREE SANDWICH BATTERY NOT INCLUDED
This message was translated from french because where I live, we all speak french so if you see some mistake, sorry
I'm telling myself that if this exist, it's because somewhere, a f*cking retarted invented it.
He thought that it would make people happy with is cute little sentence.
So if he can make a chain, I can too.
So here is what I have to say to the planet.
WARNING: Every thing that will be said in this chain will affect your life
Be fore you read this, you need to sit naked on a flying sandwich and you also need to sing Barney the purple dinosaur song cause if you don't do it, 8 women with a beard will come out of your ass
So here we go and do it for real
think of a colour. . . if it's the pink or the brown, suicide yourself now without making any of your f*cking wishes
Think of someone you find that is really beautiful.
Tell to yourself that this person maybe masturbated when thinking of you !!!
Think to a number within 1 and 10... if it's 4, your favorite animal is the horse.
Why the horse??? Because it's f*cking like that.
We often forget to think of our green friends; the plants. So why don't we take some of our precious time everyday to disguise ourself in a plant to make them see we like them ???
Pollution is not cool. If you one day see a random kleenex on the ground,
qui traîne par terre dehors, shout at it and tell him to go f*ck his father so that he can feel bad after that...
After, go swin in a pool filled with rakes
If you send this to 10 people, George Bush will come to piss on your cat and a little magic butterfly will grarnt you 3 wishes BUT!!! IF YOU SEND THIS TO MY STEP MOTHER, YOUR F*CKING WISHES WONT WORK!!!
You can now eat your sandwich.
If you copy and paste this text and send it to every person you have in msn, aim or or something that resemble to it, you will win a FREE SANDWICH BATTERY NOT INCLUDED
This message was translated from french because where I live, we all speak french so if you see some mistake, sorry
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