"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
country can kiss my A**. Same with party like a rockstar. I find that song ofensive to true headbangers like me. other wise i can settle for anything else
Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.
Plain White T's, Panic At The Disco!, and Hellogoodbye.
Monstrosities.
Edit: Nyo, you basically just said that all music is the same because it originated from the same place.
Originally posted by ~jrodd
keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.
any song from my chemical romance, and fallout boy.
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Uhhh, I dislike manufactured and stale cookie-cutter songs, but who the **** likes a bad quality song?
Ohhh yeah, everybody except for the ultra-buttsex omgcool counterculture movement, right?
/self.
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