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  • #61
    FFR Player
    THEbigE
    • Aug 2005
    • 34

    Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

    Lmao like Snyth said if you ever have a gun and get attacked just be glad to know that you'll be home for dinner

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    • #62
      Yes
      Specforces
      • Jan 2004
      • 5028

      Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

      FFR is very bad. FFR gave me AIDS. I was unable to even anticipate the possibility of such a life-altering disease ever coming up in my life. It was all because FFR didn't want to get tested and reassured me that it was an unnecessary precaution. The lesson is this: always get tested, and you're not ready for love.
      Check Out My Music

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      • #63
        FFR Player
        Im_Addicted_to_Crack
        • Aug 2004
        • 13

        Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

        Originally posted by Specforces
        FFR is very bad. FFR gave me AIDS. I was unable to even anticipate the possibility of such a life-altering disease ever coming up in my life. It was all because FFR didn't want to get tested and reassured me that it was an unnecessary precaution. The lesson is this: always get tested, and you're not ready for love.
        FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
        FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
        FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
        FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
        FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
        FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
        FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS




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        • #64
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          OrganisM
          • Oct 2006
          • 2644

          Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

          FFR gave me the clap.

          .

          Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
          "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
          because the venom gets into the blood stream which
          spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
          changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

          Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


          Originally Posted by
          MrRubix[link]:
          "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

          Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
          "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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          • #65
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            UnkownMan
            • Apr 2007
            • 1569

            Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

            FFR helps you develop an extremely sharp sense of pattern recognition and rapid identification of object movement.

            This means when you go to Iraq as a soldier, your mind will be prepped to quickly identify and locate enemy targets.

            GameCube doesn't.

            With the fast reflexes using 1.75x, you could be the guy who kills people with 'FFR' written on their back.

            GameCube doesn't.
            Originally posted by Choofers
            2/10 smoke weed every other day, what up den
            We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

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            • #66
              FFR Player
              OrganisM
              • Oct 2006
              • 2644

              Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

              FFR made my paenis longer. Ya rly! Try it.
              .

              Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
              "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
              because the venom gets into the blood stream which
              spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
              changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

              Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


              Originally Posted by
              MrRubix[link]:
              "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

              Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
              "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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              • #67
                FFR Player
                perkeyone
                • Dec 2005
                • 240

                Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                Originally posted by MrRubix
                ROFL "And I had perfect timing when I stopped"

                I am sorry but this made me laugh. I had this vision of an SUV whirring by and you avoiding it, followed by a huge flash of light coming out of nowhere: "PERFECT!" And then the owner of the SUV sticks his head out and looks at you, "Nice PA! Go for the FC!"
                Originally posted by perkeyone
                *jalena stomps on the breaks...
                -PERFERCT!-
                great minds think alike

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                • #68
                  FFR Player
                  Jalena
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 3

                  Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                  LOL!
                  ^_^

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                  • #69
                    FFR Player
                    ~kitty~
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 988

                    Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                    OMG, FFR has helped me.
                    My reflexes are now fast enough to take a 6 ft person down to his knees and put him down to the floor. I was wondering how I've been doing it the past 5 months, because I haven't taken any form of martial arts, and yet it looks like I have been for years. Wow, never came to think that FFR actually did this to me. Maybe I should play more ;]

                    EDIT: btw, I'm 4'11, and it's a big deal to me because I seem to be the target as being the weakest fighter in school
                    Last edited by ~kitty~; 09-19-2007, 08:41 PM. Reason: I forgot to add that... LOL

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                    • #70
                      FFR Player
                      Naruto Uzumaki!
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 9

                      Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                      Why don't you just say, "if i have to quit FFR, I'm going to start taking drugs instead"
                      It worked for me when my mum was complaining about it, she's hasnt said a word about FFR since

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                      • #71
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                        purebloodtexan
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2845

                        Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                        Originally posted by OrganisM
                        FFR gave me the clap.

                        Jesus ****ing Christ, those hands are huge.


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                        • #72
                          FFR Player
                          Xx{Midnight}xX
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 8548

                          Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                          FFR is good for you, Like eating waffles and syrup, you can't have one with out the other ffr just requires the ablility to stay focused and the ability to stay awake for 22/7 and mash arrows all day. I have no idea how that compares to waffles.

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                          • #73
                            FFR Player
                            purebloodtexan
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 2845

                            Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                            Dude, your sig is way too huge.


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                            • #74
                              FFR Player
                              Element_22
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 3

                              Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                              Probably doesn't fit in this topic, but don't have much time. Just wondering what happened to songs like the Final Fantasy VII Boss Fight........ I was looking forward to playing it and I can't find it. It wasn't on arcade like it used to be.

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                              • #75
                                FFR Player
                                Raziel_Darkeden
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 337

                                Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                Originally posted by iamgoodhehe
                                what does watching tv do?
                                helps you learn how to drink a beer.
                                Isn't that a good thing?

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