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  • #16
    FFR Player
    orly101
    • Sep 2006
    • 190
    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

    Originally posted by Tokzic
    this sounds like one of the jokes we'd tell to screw around with foreigners
    lol

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      • #17
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        TK_pavonineukon
        • Mar 2006
        • 164
        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

        Chicken wrap keeps the porcupines out... for a while...

        But then, the chipmunks attack! In order to stop them you must shield them from sunlight (their main source of energy that expands their cheecks) by dipping them in a gallon of corn oil and then wrapping them in alluminum foil. And if you're hungry, try roasting your captured chipmunks over a fie. I guarantee you, they are a gourmet delicacy.
        Correct pronunciation of my s/n:

        (tē-kā'-păv'ə-nīn'-yū-kŏn)

        Abbreviations of my s/n that make me go or make me want to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets:

        pavon, pavonin (um... what's a pavonin???)

        Correct abbreviations that put a on my face:

        pav, pavo, TK_pav, pavonine (which is an actual word and I prefer it much more with the "e"), pkon, and anything else as long as it makes sense

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          • #18
            Zageron E. Tazaterra
            FFR Administrator
            Zageron
            • Apr 2007
            • 6592
            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

            What the ****? Porcupines?

            What part of Canada are you going to?

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              • #19
                FFR Player
                TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                • Jun 2007
                • 230
                Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                Originally posted by Zageron
                What the ****? Porcupines?

                What part of Canada are you going to?
                exactly.

                92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                copy & paste this in your signature.
                lol:
                [br][br]

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                  • #20
                    FFR Player
                    RB_IcePh0enix
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 709
                    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                    Porcupines are allergic to chickens, that's why.

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                      • #21
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                        OMGfat123
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 208
                        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                        I live in Canada and you don't see me doing that...


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                          • #22
                            FFR Player
                            TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 230
                            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                            you have a GARAHDGE lol dont make people sad.

                            92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                            If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                            copy & paste this in your signature.
                            lol:
                            [br][br]

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                              • #23
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                                MoopToThePowerOfQ
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 77
                                Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                haha wierd, i live in canada and i've never seen a porcupine

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                                  • #24
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                                    Fasty50
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 23
                                    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                    wow....thasts pretty special im not going to lie

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                                      • #25
                                        Is feckin' leget, betch.™
                                        DJ_Swabber
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 511
                                        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                        Drown your car in canola oil to avoid salmon attacks.

                                        JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

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                                          • #26
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                                            spinal_compression
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 3325
                                            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                            I call BS!

                                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                            oh. japanese song... lets put the american flag on that!

                                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                            I do accept sexual favors as bribes.

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                                              • #27
                                                FFR Player
                                                TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 230
                                                Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                Originally posted by DJ_Swabber
                                                Drown your car in canola oil to avoid salmon attacks.
                                                lol @ avatar
                                                & srry for the bump

                                                92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                                                If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                                                copy & paste this in your signature.
                                                lol:
                                                [br][br]

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                                                  • #28
                                                    plain old ugly ass dumbas
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    ninjaKIWI
                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                    • 3308
                                                    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                    Originally posted by Nightfirecat
                                                    We're on a road trip to Canada right now, and we were thinking of going on this hike.. So then my mom reads that if you are to park your car up there, you need to wrap it in chicken wire to protect from porcupines...

                                                    Chicken wire>Porcupine?
                                                    What do you think?
                                                    that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

                                                    A: you wouldn't need to protect your car from porcupines.
                                                    B: People who think this are idiots.
                                                    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
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                                                    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                                                    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                                      • #29
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                                                        SuperSonicX
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 528
                                                        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                        Originally posted by ninjaKIWI
                                                        that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

                                                        A: you wouldn't need to protect your car from porcupines.
                                                        B: People who think this are idiots.
                                                        Agreed. I mean why would a porcupine attack a car? I mean seriously a car is like 10x's the size of that rodent wannabe.
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                                                          • #30
                                                            Lawl
                                                            reddarkd
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 36
                                                            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                            Lmao chicken wire.. thats good

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