button mashing on Pants(The song in FFR... not my pants..)
Originally posted by Kairon
Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.
Sitting in my old brown leather computer chair, while breathing in carbon dioxide and oxygen threw my nose and then breathing out the carbon dioxide back into the air. Using the optical nerves in my right and left eyes to register the words appearing on the screen to send the message to my brain so that I know that i do not make any grammatical errors.
Using my forearm muscles to quickly press down on the numerous keys of the keyboard, causing letters to appear on my white Samsung SyncMaster 753DF moniter.
Lastly, taking sips every so often of this wonderful cold carbonated beverage by the name of Mountain Dew.
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Sitting in my old brown leather computer chair, while breathing in carbon dioxide and oxygen threw my nose and then breathing out the carbon dioxide back into the air. Using the optical nerves in my right and left eyes to register the words appearing on the screen to send the message to my brain so that I know that i do not make any grammatical errors.
Using my forearm muscles to quickly press down on the numerous keys of the keyboard, causing letters to appear on my white Samsung SyncMaster 753DF moniter.
Lastly, taking sips every so often of this wonderful cold carbonated beverage by the name of Mountain Dew.
Listening to Nine Inch Nails, drinking Absinthe, about to eat and watch a movie.
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because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
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