Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

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  • #1
    Hookers and Blow
    Chromer
    • Jul 2003
    • 4981

    Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

    Yes guys it's true. I have to cut my long dreads off. Today, my friends and I were walking home from work when a guy we don't really talk too but hangs out with us anyway gets into an argument with me. We argue and he gets so mad that pushes my friend out of the way and hits me in the face.

    Since I've gotten into a fight with him before (Which I won) and he has mental problems, I tried to hold him so he would stop and calm down. He figures out he can't hit me with me holding him. He reaches up and grabs my hair. I flip him on the ground to restrain him and with all his might....


    RIIIIIIIP.


    He throws a handful of my dreads on the ground so I can see. I literally blackout and start whaling on him. Some people who see the fight come to break it up. We start to walk and he tries to provoke me but my friends stops me from chasing him. We walk and the emotion of my hair being ripped out gets to me. I start crying and the cops pull up behind us. My friend and I give our IDs and we tell the story. Since I have the hair, I can press charges against him for assault on a minor (He's almost 19 while I'm 17.) I tell him no I'll just settle this with our parents. I go home and tell my mom and she flips out. So, I'm waiting for her to come home so I can go to the Magistrate to get an Assault warrant for his arrest.

    So FFR, say goodbye to my dreads. I'll post pictures when I get the rest of my head buzzed tomorrow.

  • #2
    FFR Player
    -Tibs-
    • May 2006
    • 5235

    Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

    This is terrible.

    Be brave young Chromer. I'm sure your dreads have gone to a better place.

    Metal covers of vidya game songs

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    • #3
      RIP ffrtokens
      jwcgator
      • May 2005
      • 2221

      Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

      They weren't just your dreads, they were FFR's dreads too.

      Hell, they were the dreads of the INTERNET.

      This shall not stand.

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      • #4
        Cerebellumberjack
        FFR Simfile Author
        mead1
        • Aug 2003
        • 3960

        Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

        Now you'll just be a normal black guy.

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        • #5
          NO DOUBT GET LOUD
          FFR Simfile Author
          Snapps
          • Sep 2003
          • 5650

          Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

          around blacks never relax

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          • #6
            RIP ffrtokens
            jwcgator
            • May 2005
            • 2221

            Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

            Originally posted by Snapps
            around blacks never relax
            around Snapps never drop the soap

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            • #7
              Admiral in the Red Army
              Afrobean
              • Dec 2003
              • 13262

              Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

              Originally posted by Chromer
              So FFR, say goodbye to my dreads. I'll post pictures when I get the rest of my head buzzed tomorrow.

              Shave it all off man. You can get away with it because you're black.

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              • #8
                Administrator
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Administrator
                Synthlight
                • Nov 2002
                • 3062

                Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                Pictures! That sucks so bad though. I know what it is like nearly blacking out when you get all enraged in a fight. I was telling Tass and Sprite about a fight I was in many years ago. People in that situation can just completely lose it.

                Cheers,

                Synthlight

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                • #9
                  (づ ̄ � ̄)づ watermelon
                  Windscarredfaith
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 2612

                  Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                  Originally posted by Synthlight
                  I was telling Tass and Sprite about a fight I was in many years ago. People in that situation can just completely lose it.

                  Cheers,

                  Synthlight
                  Tell us about it too.

                  And, sorry about your hair, Chromer. =(

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                  • #10
                    FFR Player
                    OrganisM
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2644

                    Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                    Originally posted by Synthlight
                    Pictures! That sucks so bad though. I know what it is like nearly blacking out when you get all enraged in a fight. I was telling Tass and Sprite about a fight I was in many years ago. People in that situation can just completely lose it.

                    Cheers,

                    Synthlight
                    Pwned by Synthlight
                    .

                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                    Originally Posted by
                    MrRubix[link]:
                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                    • #11
                      Cerebellumberjack
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      mead1
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 3960

                      Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                      Originally posted by OrganisM
                      Pwned by Synthlight
                      Brown-nosing by OrganisM

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                      • #12
                        FFR Player
                        OrganisM
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2644

                        Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                        Originally posted by mead1
                        Brown-nosing by OrganisM
                        Wow, you're a complete moron for misreading that. I don't brown-nose, you ****wit.
                        .

                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                        Originally Posted by
                        MrRubix[link]:
                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                        Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                        • #13
                          FFR Player
                          Verruckter
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 2707

                          Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                          No, you're the ****wit. Synthlight didn't "Pwn" anything, he just added a comment, and you had to quote him and lick his ass.
                          Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
                          Image removed for size violation.

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                          • #14
                            Cerebellumberjack
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            mead1
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 3960

                            Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                            Originally posted by OrganisM
                            Wow, you're a complete moron for misreading that. I don't brown-nose, you ****wit.
                            Denial and inability to swear-bypass by OrganisM

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                            • #15
                              FFR Player
                              -Tibs-
                              • May 2006
                              • 5235

                              Re: Say Goodbye to Chromer's Dreads.

                              Originally posted by mead1
                              Denial and inability to swear-bypass by OrganisM
                              Pwnd by mead1

                              Metal covers of vidya game songs

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