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  • #1
    FFR Player
    dfrXtreme
    • Jan 2007
    • 107

    Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

    What is the weirdest thing you have seen?
    Quote this if you hate 100 Bar black out

  • #2
    FFR Player
    OrganisM
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

    Goatsex.
    .

    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


    Originally Posted by
    MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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    • #3
      FFR Player
      shantred
      • Feb 2006
      • 108

      Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

      o.O...what inspiring words.

      p.s. my art teacher draw a picture of what it would look like if two tugboats were able to have sex. Even had dialogue.

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      • #4
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        madmatt621
        • Dec 2006
        • 3000

        Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

        Two squirrels having sex. Damn that was nasty.

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        • #5
          Praise the sun mofo
          phe0nixblade
          • Sep 2005
          • 4281

          Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

          Your face.

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          • #6
            FFR Veteran
            irishknight
            • May 2006
            • 969

            Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

            Originally posted by phe0nixblade
            Your face.
            Lol, like we've never heard that before.

            And the weirdest thing I have ever seen was a private plane crash into a tree less than 30ft. away from myself. And "yes" the guy died. (Only person inside).

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            • #7
              FFR Player
              pntballa18
              • Mar 2005
              • 3357

              Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

              I saw Snape kill Dumbledore.

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              • #8
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                madmatt621
                • Dec 2006
                • 3000

                Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                Originally posted by pntballa18
                I saw Snape kill Dumbledore.
                Oh rly?

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                • #9
                  FFR Player
                  Tails99
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 218

                  Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                  Originally posted by OrganisM
                  Goatsex.
                  Epic.

                  A zoo where they let all the goats out of their cages to freely wander the goat area. And they follow you... Everywhere...
                  Originally posted by Specforces
                  (3:15:11 PM) Corey: Tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself.
                  (3:15:11 PM) SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on October 3rd, 2007 to your planner?
                  (3:15:12 PM) Corey: You fucking asshole...

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                  • #10
                    FFR Player
                    sciron37
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 50

                    Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                    My friend who's a professional magician can bend and twist forks using his mind right in front of your eyes!!!



                    seriously like we'd be at a restaurant and he'd take their perfectly straight fork and start bending and twisting only by slightly rubbing it!! It's Crraaaaaaaaazy! This one I can't figure out

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                    • #11
                      FFR Player
                      mmeegghhaann
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 239

                      Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                      This is more funny but I saw a lady trying to use one of those self checkout things at the grocery store. She spent 20 minutes attempting to scan an orange.
                      A burrito is just a sleeping bag for ground beef.

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                      • #12
                        FFR Player
                        FRANKKK
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 1802

                        Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                        Originally posted by mmeegghhaann
                        This is more funny but I saw a lady trying to use one of those self checkout things at the grocery store. She spent 20 minutes attempting to scan an orange.
                        Hahaha ive seen people do that too, its so funny.



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                        • #13
                          Icarus Moth
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                          midnghtraver
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 2064

                          Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                          I saw two austroges mate at a dinner and they had a pen in the back, didn't get a picture though.

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                          • #14
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                            mmeegghhaann
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 239

                            Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                            Goatsex. Boatsex. Squirrel sex. Austroge (whatever that is ostrich maybe?) sex. I'm sensing a theme.
                            A burrito is just a sleeping bag for ground beef.

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                            • #15
                              FFR Player
                              *x_m i c h a e l->
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 22

                              Re: Weirdest thing you have ever Seen

                              A 2 faced kitten.

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