ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

[evilcowgod]

Dear 10 year old me,

Start playing guitar, right now, instead of later, and stop listening to the Spice Girls and trying on your mom's clothes.

Everybody masturbates, so don't feel guilty.

Don't let your mom hire that guy as a babysitter, srsly.

[Grim Raper]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 year old me,

go have sex right now and screw protected sex just go out there and get you some stop playing pokemon and get a girlfriend you shy loser, nerd, awesome mother****er. P.S. you are cool the way you are in the end you will turn out to be the bad ass and forget about all the trouble in your life.

[Doug31]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 year old me:

Go find this awesome game called Flash Flash Revolution in November of 2002, so you don't miss the beginning of what will become your favorite site that you use 10 hours a day.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 year old self,

Don't miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup. You'll definitely regret it.

By the way, you've probably realized by now that your current teacher is a lying bitch. Don't worry, your next 5 grades are going nowhere but up from there.

Don't do drugs. If you do, send some to the future for me.

[ClAsSiC_RoCkEr]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Put the ****ing Pokemon cards down you ******.

[Starshot]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 year old me:

Don't go to public middle school, you'll get your ass kicked by bullies.

[AriesMalvis]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 year old self,
Go play in traffic

[PinoySkillz]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

There's a short story written by Orringer called "Notes to 6th Grade Self" with this same premise.

Dear 10yr old me,
Don't pick that huge chicken pox scab on your forearm. It's gunna leave a big scar :\
Enjoy your childhood cuz Highschool is gunna suck.
Laura Kacewicz totally digs you. Grow a pair and ask her out!!!

[dooty_7]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 year old me

Just die in what ever way seems best...

[jecht3009046]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear Me,
DON'T play in traffic. You'll be needing those legs later in life.
DDR is your calling.

[Squeek]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Me: It turns out you were going to be right after all.

Also, cancel consideration of wearing contacts. You won't like them in the end and they make you look younger than you are.

ps - computer science is not your calling.

[jamuko]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Me: It turns out you were going to be right after all.

How... vague!


Dear 10-year-old self,
I know Beanie Babies seem like the shiz, but don't sweat it if you can't get that rare one for less than a bajillion dollars. You'll find many old bears for super cheap years later because no one will care anymore.

[tsugomaru]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 Year Old Me:

There is no need to worry about ethnic pride, you have no need nor will you want to learn your native language.

~Tsugomaru

[rade0110]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

Dear 10 year old me,

You are right about that pain in your right leg. It is a actually a non-cancerous tumor. Oh and change schools earlier, it'll make you a lot ****in happier. Oh and when you meet a girl named Kirsten when you're 16...just don't return that phone call.

PS...You might want to stop pickin your nose....just a thought...

[Squeek]

Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

How... vague!


Dear 10-year-old self,
I know Beanie Babies seem like the shiz, but don't sweat it if you can't get that rare one for less than a bajillion dollars. You'll find many old bears for super cheap years later because no one will care anymore.

Intentionally vague.

Regarding beanie babies, I'd probably tell myself not to invest the amount of money I did. $5 a pop for ~100 makes for $500. Wow.