The Moon is A Hoax!

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • AriesMalvis
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2006
    • 1345

    #46
    Re: The Moon is A Hoax!

    i love conspiracy theories and such...so interesting
    but i only like them when they're kinda believable

    Comment

    • MooMoo_Cowfreak
      Abraxas Hydroplane
      • May 2006
      • 1746

      #47
      Re: The Moon is A Hoax!

      Dear Mad Revisionist,
      I can prove the moon exists and that the moon landing in 1969 happened too. My existence is proof! I'll prove it too, but first, you must know that I hold a BA in Mathematics and I work with computers everyday, even do some programing, much like your bad self. Therefore you must recognize me as a scientist--no less than your peer. So you may take everything I say as fact. OK now to the proof:
      I was abandoned on the moon by my parents shortly after birth. They were aliens who didn't like my human-like features and were shamed by their alien friends into flying to the moon to abandon me. The astronauts were subsequently sent to the moon to fetch me. I can prove that I was born on the moon, because my earth-birth certificate states I was born in 1969(I can send or fax a copy if need be), same year as the moon landing. Coincidence? I think not. And, I can prove that I am on earth now, because I have a hotmail account. So that proves that the astronauts succeded in fetching me, and without a moon there for the astronauts fetch me from, how could they fetch me from the moon? Therefore there must be a moon. QED
      You may contact me later for details on where to send the check.
      PS can I have an additional $100,000 for proving the lunar landing also? I'm trying to by a house fer cryin' out loud, I don't want a shack by the river, it smells bad down there.

      HA-Ha--HaHaHa-Ha!
      Originally posted by hi19hi19
      dumps abstractly represent the song with arrows

      post-dumps abstractly represent the existential nihilism that the song invokes in the listener with negative space, evoking the ephemeral nature of the mind - the journey of stepmania begins in hope yet soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new synthesis

      Comment

      • purebloodtexan
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2006
        • 2845

        #48
        Re: The Moon is A Hoax!

        Originally posted by 6 p01nt3d*st@r
        i knew that
        the did it at the area51 studios
        u can tell,if u look in the backround,it looks fake/=p
        idk why people fell for it
        ......I don't think anyone fell for it, really. They knew it was a joke and found it retarded.

        Nice grammar, by the way.


        Comment

        Working...