Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
Dr. Pepper. I like it because its an agnostic drink. I mean, What flavor is it? It is neither root beer nor cola. Nobody is sure what flavor it is, and nobody can be sure.
I am thinking very seriously about going to make some butter + parmesan pasta... So seriously that I think I shall go do so now, actually.
"Wherever snow falls, or water flows, or birds fly, wherever day and night meet in twilight, wherever the blue heaven is hung by clouds, or sown with stars, wherever are forms with transparent boundaries, wherever are outlets into celestial space, wherever is danger, and awe, and love, there is Beauty, plenteous as rain, shed for thee."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The Poet"
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