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  • #16
    FFR Player
    Grandiagod
    • Jul 2004
    • 6122

    Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

    Originally posted by Omeganitros
    Wait, so...He didn't, like, shoot kittens out of a kitten cannon or something, he just like, shot them.
    Nothing that awesome would happen in RL.

    PS. Going to play that game now.
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    • #17
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      shrimpy
      • Mar 2004
      • 325

      Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

      Originally posted by spyke252
      lol your'e a idiot omg stfu.
      Sheesh. Shooting kittens is funny? It's people like you that make us humans look bad.

      Tonberry, that was pretty funny.
      Yeah, OMG, what did the kitten do to the principal?
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      • #18
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        Grandiagod
        • Jul 2004
        • 6122

        Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

        Originally posted by shrimpy
        Yeah, OMG, what did the kitten do to the principal?
        Raped his wife.
        He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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        • #19
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          jeffsab
          • Apr 2006
          • 5

          Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

          poor discretion and poor timing Lol what a quote. Telling them to next time bring the kittys home with him take em to the basement and shoot them there instead?? or or or!!! Take em to the shooting range trow them in the air and scream PULL!

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          • #20
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            Nyokou
            • Apr 2005
            • 4247

            Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

            Poor kitties.. that's just wrong.. o_o; I don't want anyone shooting my cat.. NUU.. Chrono.. I'll save you. <3
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            • #21
              let it snow~
              Squeek
              • Jan 2004
              • 14444

              Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

              Oh.

              Gassing them is much more humane.

              Did you kids know they gas kitties? Guess not.

              Guy was totally right to do what he did. Just bad timing.

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              • #22
                FFR Player
                -Tibs-
                • May 2006
                • 5235

                Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                Originally posted by Nyokou
                Poor kitties.. that's just wrong.. o_o; I don't want anyone shooting my cat.. NUU.. Chrono.. I'll save you. <3
                You named your cat chrono?

                Someone call the rspca.

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                • #23
                  FFR Player
                  FFR4EVA_00
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 1770

                  Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                  At least he wasn't thinking "omg im bored oh look a kitten DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE".
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                  • #24
                    shock me shock me
                    stretchypanda
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 4123

                    Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                    Yeah. I had a teacher in high school who often recounted the tale of how, in his boyhood, he was instructed to go kill some puppies. Feeling creative, he nailed one to the barn by the head.

                    God, even typing that made me want to vomit.

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                    • #25
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                      Grandiagod
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 6122

                      Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                      Originally posted by stretchypanda
                      Yeah. I had a teacher in high school who often recounted the tale of how, in his boyhood, he was instructed to go kill some puppies. Feeling creative, he nailed one to the barn by the head.

                      God, even typing that made me want to vomit.
                      There's a difference between having to do something and enjoying it. Having to do something despicable is one thing, getting creative about it is another.
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                      • #26
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                        Kilgamayan
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 6583

                        Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                        I'm a tad concerned that the principal was carrying a gun on school grounds.
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                        • #27
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                          xxH03xx
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 463

                          Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                          wow this guy needs to go eat a bottle of tabasco sauce and die



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                          • #28
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                            Nyokou
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 4247

                            Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                            Originally posted by -Tibs-
                            You named your cat chrono?

                            Someone call the rspca.
                            Yes.. yes I did.. because I was obsessed with Chrono Crusade at the time.
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                            • #29
                              is against custom titles
                              GuidoHunter
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371

                              Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                              Grandia, when I saw this thread title, I thought you were just trying to one-up some of the other ludicrous threads that have been posted here recently. At no point did I consider that this actually happened until I read the story.

                              @Kilga: if there's one person on school grounds that should have a gun, it'd be the principal. He's responsible for the school, and if he sees someone waltz in carrying a shotgun, I'd like to think that he'd have some means of quick action.

                              --Guido


                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
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                              • #30
                                NO DOUBT GET LOUD
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                                Snapps
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 5650

                                Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                                Originally posted by Kilgamayan
                                I'm a tad concerned that the principal was carrying a gun on school grounds.
                                kids you better shut the **** up or ill blow your ****ing brains out


                                also omg D:

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