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  • #1
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    Grandiagod
    • Jul 2004
    • 6122

    Principal shoots kittens at school



    Awww...
    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny
  • #2
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    duhh_
    • Sep 2006
    • 429

    Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

    wth is wrong with that guy?

    there are such things called animal shelters...

    he just wanted an excuse to shoot something since he couldnt take his frustration out on the kids
    use small words when you talk **** about me, because you'll be eating them later

    Originally posted by Tokzic
    i hear there's this amazing new invention

    it's called google

    you take words that you want to know more about and you type them in and OH SHIT YOU GET INFORMATION

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    • #3
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      Tonberry_Kid
      • May 2005
      • 3408

      Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

      They should of sent the nude pics.
      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
      Originally posted by mead1
      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • #4
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        Skikamukazi
        • Feb 2005
        • 1394

        Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

        Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
        They should of sent the nude pics.
        ROFL clever

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        • #5
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          duhh_
          • Sep 2006
          • 429

          Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

          Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
          They should of sent the nude pics.

          nuh uh, not funny

          ::shakes finger disapprovingly::
          use small words when you talk **** about me, because you'll be eating them later

          Originally posted by Tokzic
          i hear there's this amazing new invention

          it's called google

          you take words that you want to know more about and you type them in and OH SHIT YOU GET INFORMATION

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          • #6
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            Tonberry_Kid
            • May 2005
            • 3408

            Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

            duhh_, lighten the **** up dude.
            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
            Originally posted by mead1
            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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            • #7
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              Grandiagod
              • Jul 2004
              • 6122

              Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

              Originally posted by duhh_
              nuh uh, not funny

              ::shakes finger disapprovingly::
              But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
              He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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              • #8
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                -Tibs-
                • May 2006
                • 5235

                Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                SHOULD HAVE*

                GAAAAAAAAH!

                [/squeek]

                Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                • #9
                  shock me shock me
                  stretchypanda
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 4123

                  Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                  I swear, you people read the week-old times or something.

                  That or MSN.com News is psychic.

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                  • #10
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                    silverdust800
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 54

                    Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                    omg, poor kittys. now i feel rlly bad...this is my second cat tragity story today...
                    Last edited by silverdust800; 10-19-2006, 03:42 PM. Reason: grammar problems
                    ~♥♪♪~.:emma:.♪♪♥~

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                    • #11
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                      Grandiagod
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 6122

                      Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                      Originally posted by silverdust800
                      omg, poor kittys. now i feel rlly bad...this is my second cat tragity story today...

                      Last edited by silverdust800 : Today at 08:42 PM. Reason: grammar problems

                      You missed some
                      He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                      • #12
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                        Benny1
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 1147

                        Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                        Quite inhumane, yes, but although the animal shelter would do it more humanely, these kittens would likely end up being killed there.

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                        • #13
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                          fartron2006
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 1

                          Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                          lol thats funy lol omg i crapd my pnats lol

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                          • #14
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                            spyke252
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 181

                            Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                            Originally posted by fartron2006
                            lol thats funy lol omg i crapd my pnats lol
                            lol your'e a idiot omg stfu.
                            Sheesh. Shooting kittens is funny? It's people like you that make us humans look bad.

                            Tonberry, that was pretty funny.
                            Originally posted by Tokzic
                            is the repetition of the last line a metaphorical comparison of the dependance of society on technology today versus the more natural lifestyle of the late nineteenth century

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                            • #15
                              auauauau
                              Omeganitros
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 8897

                              Re: Principal shoots kittens at school

                              Wait, so...He didn't, like, shoot kittens out of a kitten cannon or something, he just like, shot them.

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