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  • #46
    FFR Player
    hotti1234
    • Oct 2005
    • 191

    Re: Pick up lines

    Yeah sucks doesn't it?
    If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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    • #47
      FFR Player
      Litodude
      • Feb 2006
      • 4548

      Re: Pick up lines

      "hi, whats yur name?"
      "[girls name]."
      "oh i see..well i just saw you from far away n i was thinkin that i should get to know you better...."
      "why's that?"
      "not really sure. but hey, wanna go out some time? here's my number:

      Edit: i've actually used these lines b4...not word for word but something like it.
      Originally posted by t-rogdor
      i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

      dude
      out west?
      the fuck kinda location is west?
      am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


      Originally posted by lurker
      remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

      http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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      • #48
        Somewhere, but not here
        FFR Simfile Author
        Shadow_God_10
        • Mar 2006
        • 2227

        Re: Pick up lines

        haha.. me I just flirt.. it works eventually

        Originally posted by Svaz
        more like Shad-hoe God am I right haha
        Originally posted by mellon_collie
        TIL women have breasts because of horniness
        Originally posted by bugkid666
        sunfan I fucked up
        Originally posted by MixMasterLar
        Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do

        Originally posted by Funnygurl555
        your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
        Originally posted by DaBackpack
        might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun

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        • #49
          FFR Player
          church_pk
          • Dec 2005
          • 2575

          Re: Pick up lines

          lol.

          "I'd marry your cat just to get in the family"
          Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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          • #50
            FFR Player
            clandestinity
            • Jul 2006
            • 38

            Re: Pick up lines

            Pickup lines? Oh god..

            I use them on my friends all the time, just for fun. My favorite, "Your eyes are like a washing machine...I get washed in them" (it isn't supposed to make sense)

            Calling people 'Hotcake(s)' gets your way a lot, too. Par example..

            "Hey hotcakes, you gonna give me a bite of that chocolate bar?"

            Merci, Adam




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            • #51
              FFR Player
              hotti1234
              • Oct 2005
              • 191

              Re: Pick up lines

              You better poen up your trunk caz I'm putting my bike in
              If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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              • #52
                FFR Player
                Litodude
                • Feb 2006
                • 4548

                Re: Pick up lines

                "i'm a virgin."
                Originally posted by t-rogdor
                i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                dude
                out west?
                the fuck kinda location is west?
                am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                Originally posted by lurker
                remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                • #53
                  FFR Player
                  church_pk
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 2575

                  Re: Pick up lines

                  Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
                  Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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                  • #54
                    FFR Player
                    hotti1234
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 191

                    Re: Pick up lines

                    Originally posted by church_pk
                    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
                    Lol
                    If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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                    • #55
                      FFR Player
                      church_pk
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 2575

                      Re: Pick up lines

                      I've never used a pick up line and i never plan to actually..
                      Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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                      • #56
                        lil j the bad b-word
                        JurseyRider734
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 7509

                        Re: Pick up lines

                        "Let me stick it in you"


                        <-----------
                        Originally posted by Arch0wl
                        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                        Originally posted by Afrobean
                        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                        • #57
                          FFR Player
                          church_pk
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 2575

                          Re: Pick up lines

                          "The word on the street is your legs, wanna come over to my house and spread the word"
                          Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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                          • #58
                            FFR Player
                            Animefreak999
                            • May 2006
                            • 767

                            Re: Pick up lines

                            donkey shows are disgusting and yet i cant look away!O_O

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                            • #59
                              FFR Player
                              hotti1234
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 191

                              Re: Pick up lines

                              Aggh I wanna see that movie so bad!
                              If you have an ass, I'll kick it!

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                              • #60
                                FFR Player
                                church_pk
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 2575

                                Re: Pick up lines

                                What's stopping you O.o
                                Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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