Another ingenious prank by your friendly neighborhood bean

[Mwerp]

blondeehotee4u: Hey cutie, wanna cyber? :-*
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: uh...who is this
blondeehotee4u: I'm a beautiful caucasian teenager, 16 years old, about 5'4", blonde, thin build, and feeling horny. Who are you?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: im a fat aids infested mongolian anus eating slob
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: and im horny
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: lets cyber
blondeehotee4u: Ooh, sounds sexy
blondeehotee4u: Okay, I'm strapping you to the bed
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: but im over here
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: how can you do that over the internet
blondeehotee4u: It's pretend hunny
blondeehotee4u: Your hands are handcuffed.. but in sexy leaopoard skin handcuffs!
blondeehotee4u: I'm taking off my bra
blondeehotee4u: I can't reach the back, can you help me?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: i call the cops
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: that is unwanted physical contact
blondeehotee4u: I shriek, "Oh snaps!"
blondeehotee4u: I rip off your pants lustfully
blondeehotee4u: I tear off your weiner, and shove it in your ear, watching you scream in agony
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: i shot you several times with an AK and laugh evilly
blondeehotee4u: Saving throw
blondeehotee4u: I attack you with a 4d1337 dick
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: then a shove a gernade up ur ass and blow you the fuck up
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: lol
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: hey brian
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: im not stupid
blondeehotee4u: Hi Gregory
blondeehotee4u: I'm hot and sexy
blondeehotee4u: Please cyber with me
blondeehotee4u: Okay back to our cybering
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: no..
blondeehotee4u: I watch your little amount of seminal fluids pour from your groin
blondeehotee4u: I bet you're missing this little treasure?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: lmao
blondeehotee4u: I remove your eyeball with a plastic fork, and shove your microscopic wedding ornament inside, all the while begging you to remove my bra
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So, do I win?

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

LMFAO THAT SWHO THAT WAS

god i thoguht it was my friend brian...lmao good job

[_doom_Yoshimaro]

YOU FUCKIN WIN EVERYTHING, YOU PRANKED TEH PRANKER HIMSELF.

[nickjt]

lol shit you guyz r KILLING me
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

I know i was all "Sweet i got another moron to prank" then that happend

[Brainmaster07]

Lol, good job Mwerp.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

he didnt actually prank me.....I didnt go along with it

lol nevertheless great job mwerp

[Mwerp]

Well, you didn't block me for a while, which is what happened in all of your pranks.

[hund]

there needs to be another forum just for pranks. It could be down in the garbage can area. It would be great.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

there needs to be another forum just for pranks. It could be down in the garbage can area. It would be great.

GREAT IDEA

You have officially moved up in my ranks from n00b to contender

[hund]

wow, i was a noob. I knew i was a newbie, but noob....ouch. well, i guess im "Moving on up"

[Diabolicus]

We shouls literally make a pranking section. FUTCH that would be sweet.

[hund]

do we have to ask Synth for a section or what?

10 more days till boot camp

[Scarlette]

OMG Bean that is so funny!!! And I agree with you guys there should be another forum just for pranks...it would be totally filled up!!! LMAO!!







today is my brother's birthday and yesterday at the party he got EVERYTHING!!! (if you know what I mean by everything) OMG hes the favorite I always get crappy gifts and he gets all the good stuff!! grr I'm so mad at him right now!!! *gags him with a fork* lol that's the end of him!!!

[Privateer]

LMAO that was hilarious...