My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
What's a Paul Wall? Some kind of monolith with a personality?
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Originally posted by Squeek
My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"
Who is this Mike Jones character I keep hearing about? I ran across a small group of schoolgirls who I asked this and they ran off giggling. I was then baraded by a group of policemen armed with candycane decorated billy clubs. When I came to I then stopped in at the nearest Mens Warehouse to buy a suit to accompany my blood stained shirt and toothless grin. While leaving a man drove by, and all I could hear of the pounding bass was "Who is Mike Jones?" I then came to the realization that this question may never be answered. I don't guarentee it.
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