This chick kissed me while she was going out with another guy because she hated him and I was just too awesome. Then she was like "I think I have mono" a week later and I almost killed her.
Turns out she didn't really have mono and I didn't get it, but she did end up being my 3rd cousin, which was almost worse.
Oh don't lie to yourself... You knew she was your 3rd cousin before she kissed you :P
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