You think you're clever?

[Varia]

RE: You think you

Yeah, same with me TPS. I just find listening about products interesting. I like to watch infomercials and things like that (but not QVC or anything...worst channel ever)

I actually thought this was another one of Mal's stories, but it turns out it is actually real O:

[esupin]

RE: You think you

I think telemarketers have it the worst.

[MalReynolds]

RE: You think you

Haha, the sweet irony... Dane Cook is actually playing our club tonight!

Mwahahahahahaha

Mal

[Tokzic]

RE: You think you

Now I know where Mal works/lives.

I'm forming a stalker club.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: RE: You think you

Yeah, same with me TPS. I just find listening about products interesting. I like to watch infomercials and things like that (but not QVC or anything...worst channel ever)

There is something really hypnotic about Infomercials. Whatever they may be selling, I always want it. It's insane.

[Omeganitros]

Re: RE: You think you

Now I know where Mal works/lives.

I'm forming a stalker club.

Zing.

[Mindfields]

RE: Re: RE: You think you

Hey foo u goin 2 have carlos mencia netime soon?
lemm kno aight?
Man, I would love it if more telemarketers/street sellers/that stuff were to actually challenge you out to a duel of tongues or whatever.
It's just what dunk cages do, the clown sits there taking rips at you, you buy the softballs and miss the target when trying to show Bozo the Clown what's what, and they get YOUR money and that Bozo usually stays drier than you do.
But seriously, telemarketers should verbally retaliate.

[GuidoHunter]

Re: You think you're clever?

Kids: NO I HATE IT YOU SUCK!
Me: Oh, really? Well, Dane Cook is playing our club.
Kids: Oh, Dane Cook?
Me: Yup. Free tickets.
Kids: Oh, good deal!
Me: But you can’t have them. I’m saving them for people that like Stand Up Comedy.
Kids: But-
Me: Go $*%# yourself, alright?

It makes me sad that kids are stereotyped to like Dane Cook.

Dane Cook sucks.

Don't like Dane Cook.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Omeganitros]

RE: Re: You think you

There aren't that many stand-up comdeians that can get energetic on the stage like Dane Cook, who seems to really enjoy moving like an animated looney toons character. It adds, like, 250% sheer entertainment value to his performances.

[lord_carbo]

RE: You think you

Mal, it ain't your fault you didn't get any sales. Selling things isn't easy, and it isn't about the salesman, more or less about the "potential customers". People just don't buy stuff from salesmen unless they really can't resist.

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Number 9 sounds like the most annoying thing ever. Kudos to you for putting up with 9's.

And to 14, I expected something like that to be on the list honestly. When ya ever try selling something, people will always do that to you. Sometimes it can get so out of hand that out of 15 people, only 1 ever come back. I've seen people in those situations all the time, and I've even been in one.

You think you're clever?

Yes