Seriously though, that better be a damn ass hard song for you to be molesting the bar that bad.
PS check out those stupid kids in the background. they all like "wow lol"
usually when you say seriously though,
you actually mean it.
I use the term loosely.
Also note that to me "damn ass hard" means things that I'd have trouble with and no one in their right mind would post a picture of them doing an easy song while bar raping. It was obvious before I even said anything that he was playing a hard song (which he even admitted in his next post), so it doesn't really matter.
Kids who got letters for marching band in HS made me laugh. NOTHING is less of a sport than walking around while playing an instument. Are they going to make walking and blowing bubbles a varsity sport too? Don't give me the stuff about Cheerleading though... not only do the chicks look hot in the mini-skirts, but they are out doing flips, handstands, and pyramids after school all day.
PS - I was by far the dorkiest kid in my graduating class with 4 varsity letters in 1 sport (there were about 10 guys out of 180 who had 4 letters in 1 sport). I also think I was the only kid in my graduating class to be a Captain for 2 years. Go Bowling! I actually got called onto a stage at a pre-graduation ceremony and was given a plack... all for having 4 letters. It was extremely amusing being up there with the best of the football/lacrosse guys, track guys, and swim/soccer guys.
So Jazzman is still kicking around... he's busy as anything, what with the new girlfriend, two jobs, and stylistic life, but he never forgets his roots that he's randomly claiming to have, and every now and then he drops in for a cameo to feed the addiction many have of him.
Today's feature: Jazz man at his friend's 19th birthday. Comedy ensued!
Obligatory picture with one of his hot friends
He's so fantastic! How can you resist this classy bastard? (Note: 19th guy is on the left).
Another picture of this man and his legendary status.
For the ladies, he takes good pictures too. AND he smiles! Who knew?
And like a rustling leave in the wind, Jazz is off to win the hearts of many. For those wondering, no, that's not his girlfriend.
TO THE WIND!!!
Edit: Wow did I ever mess this up. Fixed. Also, damn thing crashed 5 times.
Kids who got letters for marching band in HS made me laugh. NOTHING is less of a sport than walking around while playing an instument. Are they going to make walking and blowing bubbles a varsity sport too?
I got a letter for being a nerd. Literally. I got a letter for like...getting high honor roll for 3 years in a row or something like that. I also got a pin for being student of the month, getting high marks on some test and for being a member of the Japanese National Honor Society (which is basically honor roll...only for kids who take Japanese). Oh dang...I have four pins...I guess I got another pin for being on honor roll for all for years of High School. I never bought a Jacket though...too expensive for something I am never going to wear. I'd rather spend my money on nerdy things like Telescopes, model rockets or hentai.
I refused to buy a jacket as well (I actually do have one of those fun big letters though... from my freshman year). I wouldn't subject myself to having it say BOWLING on it in big letters... plus, I wasn't exactly fond of my school or the people in it, why would I want a jacket (same reason I didn't get a class ring).
Got pins that look like a bowling ball knocking over 2 pins for Soph, Junior, and Senior years. No idea where they are. Actually.... not sure where my letter is. It was on my old bowling bag (as was 1 pin, I believe), but I haven't used that thing in about 3-4 years. I guess its in my mother's basement.
At my school you didn't have to earn a letter -- you just had to go into town to Sports and Moore and ask for a letter jacket. I knew several people who had letters with nothing on them. Unless they just didn't have a patch for FFA stuff, then most everyone legitimately lettered. I would have lettered in band and possibly softball, had there been any sort of criteria. My mom offered to buy me a jacket my senior year, and by then I'd lost interest.
The only reason I would buy a high school jacket is because they keep you warm during winter. If it serves it's purpose, I could care less about what it looks like. What I do care about is how much it costs to get a bundle of warmth. And $75 is not a value even worth consideration.
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