RE: Re: RE: Bedroom Thoughts, by Mal
Intimate Bedroom Thought #13:
Everyone loses a little bit of their childhood when they realize that they cannot unfurl the scroll bar to find a treasure map. Everyone also grows wiser after they disassemble thier monitor to try and find the scroll.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #14:
Crash Banidcoot was Sony's answer to Mario. Sonic the Hedgehog was Sega's answer. Shut up, Coleco. No one cares about you.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #15:
The last time I played tic-tac-toe, I won but lost an eye. That's what you get when you don't carefully read the sign that says "Win this game of tic-tac-toe and I'll take your eye."
Intimate Bedroom Thought #16:
The computer is connected to the intrenet through a tiny cable that carries a massive amount if information. I'm still holding out until babies can be birthed this way before getting pregnant. And also, I'm waiting for men to gain the ability to become pregnant.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #17:
There may be "oodles of noodles" in that packet, but there are never enough.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #18:
I think it's a good idea to drive in the nude, but only if you have a leather interior. This way, your skin will be stuck to the leather. If you need to be cloned, they can just scrape your seat. Problem solved.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #19:
I hear someone once say that "War and Peace" made them want to start a war because it was so long. I stopped them and said, "You clearly did not understand the point of the book." Then I punched him in the stomach and ran away.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #20
If you like stand up comedy, stop and talk to me. I'm not trying to sell anything, I'm just interested in wether or not you like it.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #21:
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers only had one break up. It was after they finished filming "Singin' In The Rain" when Fred ate Ginger.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #22:
My grandfather used to fly kites in the middle of electric storms. I called him crazy. But he had that gleam in his eye that said "I know what I'm doing, Michael." Later that night, he was struck by lightning and killed.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #23:
I don't run my "Air Conditioning Unit" because I enjoy my air just the way it is. You don't need to change for me, baby.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #24:
"a" "a" "a" "a" the drinking bird typed as its nose hit the keyboard.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #25:
I found a penny the other day. It's the little things in life that can bring you so much joy, like hurling it at the young man in the wheelchair.
Mal
Intimate Bedroom Thought #13:
Everyone loses a little bit of their childhood when they realize that they cannot unfurl the scroll bar to find a treasure map. Everyone also grows wiser after they disassemble thier monitor to try and find the scroll.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #14:
Crash Banidcoot was Sony's answer to Mario. Sonic the Hedgehog was Sega's answer. Shut up, Coleco. No one cares about you.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #15:
The last time I played tic-tac-toe, I won but lost an eye. That's what you get when you don't carefully read the sign that says "Win this game of tic-tac-toe and I'll take your eye."
Intimate Bedroom Thought #16:
The computer is connected to the intrenet through a tiny cable that carries a massive amount if information. I'm still holding out until babies can be birthed this way before getting pregnant. And also, I'm waiting for men to gain the ability to become pregnant.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #17:
There may be "oodles of noodles" in that packet, but there are never enough.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #18:
I think it's a good idea to drive in the nude, but only if you have a leather interior. This way, your skin will be stuck to the leather. If you need to be cloned, they can just scrape your seat. Problem solved.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #19:
I hear someone once say that "War and Peace" made them want to start a war because it was so long. I stopped them and said, "You clearly did not understand the point of the book." Then I punched him in the stomach and ran away.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #20
If you like stand up comedy, stop and talk to me. I'm not trying to sell anything, I'm just interested in wether or not you like it.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #21:
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers only had one break up. It was after they finished filming "Singin' In The Rain" when Fred ate Ginger.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #22:
My grandfather used to fly kites in the middle of electric storms. I called him crazy. But he had that gleam in his eye that said "I know what I'm doing, Michael." Later that night, he was struck by lightning and killed.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #23:
I don't run my "Air Conditioning Unit" because I enjoy my air just the way it is. You don't need to change for me, baby.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #24:
"a" "a" "a" "a" the drinking bird typed as its nose hit the keyboard.
Intimate Bedroom Thought #25:
I found a penny the other day. It's the little things in life that can bring you so much joy, like hurling it at the young man in the wheelchair.
Mal
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