"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
Rabbit Punch XII
Slime Finger XIV
Seasick XI
Revolting Cloud IX
Spectral Miasma XII
Sadness XII
Cone of Annoyance VII
Invisible Hands VIII
Gyp XIII
Hydrophobia X
Aqueous Humor VIII
Good Move IX
Braingate VIII
Clever Fellow VII
Cone of Paste IX
Hastiness XVIII
MAgnetic Orb VIII
Dropsy IV
Mulligan VII
Big Sister IX
Lock Jaw IV
Innoculate VII
Curse Name III
Eye of the Troglodyte VIII
Acrid Hands III
Covet I
Angiaplasty I
Grognor's Big Day Off II
Tumor (Malignant) II
Nestor's Bright Idea IX
Roger's Grand Illusion IV
Tumor (Benign) II
Nonplus I
Holy Batpole IV
Animate Nightstand V
Vitreous Humor IV
Astral Miasma II
Tonsilectomy I
Spectral Oyster I
Animate Tonic I
Weopon: +20 Venomed Culverin
Shield: +12 Studded Holy Magnetic Field
Helm: +5 Festooned Banded Diamond Mail
Hauberk: +9 Cambric Diamond Mail
Brassairts: +3 Fine Custom Diamond Mail
Vambraces: +11 Banded Studded Mithril Mail
Gauntlets: +18 Impressive Scale Mail
Cuisses: +12 Gilded Cambric Mithril Mail
Greaves: Impressive Plasma
Sollerets: +1 Custom Plasma
Act III
Well, thats where im at so far, where do I sign up for the FFR guild?
RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
87x: more like.. professional goth.
Before I bother downloading this, what do you do? Do you just open it and let the game play itself? If so, what the hell is the point?
So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(
In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.
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