So I have a temporary teaching license.

[purplepopcorn]

put stepmania on your computer.
say that whoever in the class has the best SMO score gets extra credit.
Include ffr as a science subject.
Be smooth.
talk about video games.
own an ffr shirt (signed by LD of course) and constantly wear it.
host ddr tornaments during lunch.
tell random hilarious stories about your childhood

they will either think you're the best teacher ever, or find you spaztic and inconsistantly intelligent

[Tasuke]

I know too little about physics beyond Mechanics.

That doesn't matter. just use it randomly for examples.
That would be cool.