What you look for in a relationship

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  • ToshX
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2004
    • 5111
    #31
    Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

    Originally posted by Anticrombie0909
    Monster cocks. Seriously, that's all you need. And you're screwed if you have anything less than 8" or so. Yeah, what the pornos tell you ARE true.
    I think theres a poll that says most sexual partners liked it more with normal sized (4-6") cocks than they did the large or small ones, but that doesn't really matter for the kind of relationship we're talking about, now does it :/
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    I like girls that are always energetic and in a good mood. Some people say I like girls that are just hippies(Cuz I chose Kat, Rynn and Citrus) but that's just your choice.
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    If you are looking at me expecting that, then no. I am the complete opposite. I like blood, dark areas, being aggressive, and overpowering anyone else. I am not your perfect boyfriend, go look for someone else. If I want you, I will look for you. Of course, I make exceptions with some people.

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      • vashthestampede0987
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2004
        • 2997
        #32
        RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

        As said earlier

        Personality
        Intelligence(I don't need a rocket scientist, but I don't want a retard)
        Sometimes looks
        Sporty
        Sense of Humor

        Lol and Anti, at what age are you talking about when you say this?
        Omega owes me [1] omega favor
        I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

        Originally posted by Synthlight
        I hate myself.

        Cheers,

        Synthlight
        xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
        xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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          • Anticrombie0909
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2003
            • 4683
            #33
            RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

            If you're not 8" by age 12, give it up and castrate yourself, 'cause you ain't gettin' any, my friend.

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              • vashthestampede0987
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2004
                • 2997
                #34
                RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                Well I just breached the 8 inch mark last year. Phew
                Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

                Originally posted by Synthlight
                I hate myself.

                Cheers,

                Synthlight
                xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                  • Tonberry_Kid
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2005
                    • 3408
                    #35
                    RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                    Just to say. Castration is the removal of testicals, not your penis. And just to let you know, that's wrong. It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.Lol.
                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                    Originally posted by mead1
                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                      • stretchypanda
                        shock me shock me
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 4123
                        #36
                        Re: RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                        Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                        Just to say. Castration is the removal of testicals, not your penis. And just to let you know, that's wrong. It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.Lol.
                        But it takes a hell of a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

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                          • Tonberry_Kid
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2005
                            • 3408
                            #37
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                            Rofl. Omg, that just made me double over in laughter. That is true too. But what happens if this said rowboat is like the Energizer Bunny? It keeps going and going and going, etc. Then what?
                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                            Originally posted by mead1
                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                              • blitzmage
                                Banned
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 506
                                #38
                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                                You can't feel it.

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                                  • Anticrombie0909
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 4683
                                    #39
                                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                                    Just to say. Castration is the removal of testicals, not your penis. And just to let you know, that's wrong.
                                    oh thanks for telling me

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                                      • Cyborg_Mermaid
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 294
                                        #40
                                        Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                                        Originally posted by Anticrombie0909
                                        Just to say. Castration is the removal of testicals, not your penis. And just to let you know, that's wrong.
                                        oh thanks for telling me
                                        Good game there, dude. =/
                                        Guess who's back!

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                                          • evilbutterfly
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 5784
                                            #41
                                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                                            You can't feel it.
                                            Most girls are only really sensitive about 5 inches in. The rest, well, they can feel it, but not as well. Kinda like a guy doesn't really need anything more than the head of his penis to be stimulated, but he likes to go in deep so his shaft gets some contact, too. It wouldn't really matter if he couldn't do that, but it's good that he can. So it doesn't really matter if a girl doesn't feel beyond where it's really sensitive, but it couldn't hurt.

                                            Well, unless you impale her with your 5 foot penis.
                                            So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                                            In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                                            So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                                            And I write the blog for their website.

                                            Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                                              • Yaoshu
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 10
                                                #42
                                                has to like video games...not look like the dirty side of rock doesnt have to be hot but cane be a damm toad face......music is a big part techno or emo either one and im set
                                                ~yaoshu

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                                                  • Yaoshu
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 10
                                                    #43
                                                    idk about that 8 inch thing but everyone now a days has 8 inches its like something in the food....
                                                    ~yaoshu

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                                                      • ckj846
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 2437
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: RE: Re: RE: What a Girl Wants..

                                                        Originally posted by vashthestampede0987
                                                        Well I just breached the 8 inch mark last year. Phew
                                                        pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
                                                        pyro31191: rofl
                                                        pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
                                                        pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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