Ultimate Battle of the Century

[jewpinthethird]

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The force, all the way. It just looks way more bad ass than screaming like the little bitch you are.

[Squeek]

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Why the crap can I never partake in your Ultimate Battles?!

Make them about people / things I know!

~Squeek

[jewpinthethird]

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Why the crap can I never partake in your Ultimate Battles?!

Make them about people / things I know!

~Squeek

I'll break it down for you.

The Force: The ability to be a total bad ass at everything you do. Move heavy objects, jump really high, choke people without using your hands, shoot lightning out of your finger tips, etc.

The Voice: The ability to scream really loud (or at a certain frequency) and make pop music's Sting's chest explode. You also look like a total fag doing it too.

[Omeganitros]

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Comeon, jewpin. You read the book, right? That's totally not how The Voice works.


The Voice is a special technique of the Bene Gesserit witches, that allows you to command to people to do whatever you want them to. A certain tone of voice or something. Example:
Son: "Remove the gag from my mother's mouth."
Guard: "Well, I guess it couldn't hurt. Her hands and feet are tied up anyways."
Mother: "Untie my son."
Guard: "Well, his is just a kid..."
*Son kills him*

[Omeganitros]

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No, only odd tentacle-headed green women, and YOU know it.

Half-true, all-wrong.



Creepy: Yes.
Female: Yes.
Jedi: Yes.
Bald: Yes.

[jewpinthethird]

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Comeon, jewpin. You read the book, right? That's totally not how The Voice works.

No. I havent read any of the books. Here's why: there are 6 books in the Dune series, each one running at about 450 pages long.

In comparison, that's like reading the Lord Of the Rings triology...twice.

[Omeganitros]

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You only need to read the first one. I implore you, it's very good. Don't be scared of it.

[jewpinthethird]

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Perhaps I will.

Although at the moment, I have too many books that I have been wanting to read. So I'll probably get around to actually reading Dune in.....oh...the year 2006.