Simply put: This is awesome.
THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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Well, I still do believe they can take over the world. Do you think this experiment should stop? LOL!
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
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It's not like these apes are coming up with language or anything; they're just learning it from us. All those things described are still innately human, but are able to be taught to other species.
And no, apes will never take over this world.
--Guido

Originally posted by GrandiagodSentences I thought I never would have to type.Originally posted by GrandiagodShe has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.Comment
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Charlton Heston disagrees.Originally posted by GuidoHunterOriginally posted by Henri PoincaréThe scientist does not study nature because it is useful to do so. He studies it because he takes pleasure in it, and he takes pleasure in it because it is beautiful.Comment
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Apes won't take over. Aliens from another planet will. Or like, Jesus or something will pwn us like whoa. But not apes.
And dude, if you give anything a house with vending machines and crazy computer stuff, I think it'd do pretty well. Maybe if I get really hairy and act stupid I can get in this house and live the good life with my ape family.So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(
In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.
So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
And I write the blog for their website.
Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =OComment
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That was perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever read. But I could be wrong. I'll research these apes a little more, and post again if I'm wrong. But since when are language and music innate to us? All sorts of animals communicate. Or are they saying they're going to teach these apes to talk? And as far as music goes, I hear music every morning when I wake up and hear the birds singin'. If they truly are like humans, then this is what will happen: They will get get extremely lazy and fat. They'll learn through trial and error what buttons will benefit them the most, and they'll probably abuse it. Unless of course we regulate them, and just attempt to make them as human as possible (or make them as ideal humans I should say.) And then that's just dumb, in my mind. What's the point?
And for the love of a deity, apes will not take over the world.I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.
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Bonobos are quite intelligent and often walk upright, as the article says. They're our second-closest genetic relative, too. Oh, and their entire lives revolve around having sex.
Apes (namely Coco the gorilla and a few chimpanzees) have been known to be extremely human-like without just abusing trial and error. Those who know sign language have combined subjects and verbs to convey a meaning that they haven't seen before, i.e. the humans never put those words together in front of them before.
Apes are extremely smart, but I don't think this study will get as far as the article suggests.
--Guido

Originally posted by GrandiagodSentences I thought I never would have to type.Originally posted by GrandiagodShe has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.Comment
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Oh, and their entire lives revolve around having sex.
O.O
(sarcasm on taking over the world)
They are experimenting the apes, because they want to study our "relatives" by how much they "relate" to the human race.
Do you think they should study on other kinds of apes?
(do not say baboons)
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
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Re: RE: THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Yea but you can easily see that he was exaggerating and he didn't need some ass coming out and making a negative comment about what he said, which is actually interesting.Originally posted by UbEr_RaVeTrue, but I hate people who exaggerate.Originally posted by kitkatjessikaNow that was just mean. People have come up with worse topics.Originally posted by UbEr_RaVeGet a grip on life, dumbass.


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I said, please don't change the subject!
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
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this is not interesting. This is so dumb. Kinda makes me mad, actually.I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.
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^_^
Then please do not post in here?
Anyways, i talked about this with my teacher, and he said they already know their multiplication tables O.O
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
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hehe....Apes taking over the world......I bet you they could! The darn monkeys keep getting smarter. lol
~Rach~
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How did they know that the ape's knew multiplication tables? I can gurantee that's some misleading information...but let's get proved wrong. And just because I think something is dumb doesn't mean it's still not an opinion, just like the people who say "OMG THIS IS SOOO COOOOLZ!!"...but i don't see ya telling those people not to post. The reason I think it's dumb because I feel our resources could be spent on better things (not the topic...sry if that was confusing.I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish.
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