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  • MalReynolds
    CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
    • Sep 2003
    • 6571

    #31
    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral S

    My first thought was, "Hey, aritificial insemination is usually supervised by a Doctor, who meticulously removes the ovum from the ovary and introduces sperm into the system before replacing the zygote back into the ovary. How could she do this on her own?"

    Then I thought:

    Stirrups and a turkey baster.

    Mal
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    • Mindfields
      Banned
      • Dec 2004
      • 1566

      #32
      Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Or

      Originally posted by MalReynolds
      Stirrups and a turkey baster.
      What are stirrups and turkey basters?
      Yes, I CAN be stupider.

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      • ananana
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2003
        • 632

        #33
        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Throug

        Stirrups which prop the legs up. Usually used when giving birth or during a visit to a gynaecologist.

        Turkey baster you'd use to spread stuff like butter and seasons on a turkey or some other large.. food..

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        • alainbryden
          Seen your member
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Dec 2003
          • 2873

          #34
          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Throug

          I ride my horse with stirrups.
          ~NEIGH

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          • VegetaRobGT
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2004
            • 201

            #35
            penis must penetrate vagina in order to conceive a normal child, the air would probly contaminate the semen on site, not to mention all that bacteria it comes into contact with when the cum is in the mouth... im having trouble trying figure out if this is a joke or what

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            • alainbryden
              Seen your member
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Dec 2003
              • 2873

              #36
              Sperm is stored and donated, moved here and there in jars, and used for pregnancy, clearly it's not as delicate as you think.
              ~NEIGH

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              • neogrande
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2005
                • 98

                #37
                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                ewwww oral wierdo



                www.Pso-World.com

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                • gardyloo
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 580

                  #38
                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                  So this wasn't pregnancy through oral sex as the topic suggests.
                  I was going to laugh at you for making an impossible topic.

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                  • JurseyRider734
                    lil j the bad b-word
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 7507

                    #39
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                    I told my Health class about this. All of the people were grossed out. I was like "Yay! ;D"
                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                    Originally posted by Afrobean
                    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                    • phoxphire04
                      FFR Player
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 33

                      #40
                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                      This is just so wrong.. *shakes head* LoL

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                      • msbrunnettemickey
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1780

                        #41
                        SHIZA! naughty kids

                        בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                        מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                        יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                        אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                        ודואג ודואג נורא

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                        • VegetaRobGT
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 201

                          #42
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                          i made a one dollar donation to the ffr which isnt much but if everyone put in a dollar it could add up

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                          • VegetaRobGT
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 201

                            #43
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                            people used to pay 5 dollars for oral sex in the school bathroom so if 5 ppl each paid a dollar then someone could have oral sex

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                            • VegetaRobGT
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 201

                              #44
                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                              people used to pay 5 dollars for oral sex in the school bathroom so if 5 ppl each paid a dollar then someone could have oral sex

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                              • RevenG-
                                FFR Player
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 425

                                #45
                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex

                                hahaah thats great
                                "Originally posted by Tokzic"
                                we really need a "whine about your relationship problems" forum

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