NASTY PIC YOU DONT WANT TO SEE (WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT)

[jewpinthethird]

Your not lucky Scorpio.

But the rest of you are.

[scorpio1690]

Now what's this luck about? Luck in winning cheese and whatnot?

[nestlekwik]

Now what's this luck about? Luck in winning cheese and whatnot?

If you keep pushing him like this, he'll remember the 1930s again and go into stories about how there was no such thing as luck and during the Great Depression people had to earn everything. It's been a while since he's told an old-time story, but if you keep pushing him....

[scorpio1690]

Story-time!Story-time!

[jewpinthethird]

Don't get me started on the 1930's, I could go on for days just on why food tasted better back then. Even cheese was better. The main reason being is that back in the late 1800's and early 1900's we didnt have these illegal immigrants and machines doing all our work for us. No, all we had back then were the Irish. We didn't have to worry about getting shelter for them because they were just as happy sleeping with the bovine. Because of this, the Irish were able to bond with the Cows, and after awhile, they were even able to talk to eachother. The Cows trusted the Irish because they smelt the same too.

The good farmers of America began to worry for their lives now that the Irish and the Cows were able to communicate. If they staged an uprising, this surely would be the end of humanity itself. The Irish and cows would breed together and create a superhuman Cowman able to live off of grass and water and weigh 1000's of pounds, and yet, have all the smarts of a human. They would rule the land with an Iron Fist of Fury.

The Farmers knew what to do. They had to kill all the Irish.
Here is an actual quote from http://www.epa.gov/history/topics/perspect/potato.htm

In 1845, the fungus Phytophthora infestans arrived accidentally from North America

ACCIDENTALLY MY EYE!!!

The farmers succeeded in killing many Irish, but there plan had back fired. More and more Irish were arriving in America everday(watch the movie GANGS OF NEWYORK). The farmers had one more plan left; the called it the Great Depression. They thought, "With the economy this bad, the Irish will move back to Ireland and everything will be fine."

WRONG!

I could go on but it is time for my Breakfast. If you wish for me to continue my story, just say so, and I will.

[scorpio1690]

Go on, I wanna hear how my Irish grandfathers shitkicked you, all I read was,"The farmers succeeded in killing many Irish, but there plan had back fired. More and more Irish were arriving in America everday(watch the movie GANGS OF NEWYORK). The farmers had one more plan left; the called it the Great Depression. They thought, "With the economy this bad, the Irish will move back to Ireland and everything will be fine." and,"The Farmers knew what to do. They had to kill all the Irish."

[jewpinthethird]

Dude, I'm Irish. My Great-Great-Grandfather immagrated to America from Ireland during the Famine and had a farm. Don't worry, it'll have a happy ending for the Irish.

[scorpio1690]

Yay! Do we kick ass then get drunk and sing a song about it?

Here's my little jig

We got drunk in a bar, you called me fat, I knocked you out and shit in your hat(*Goes into dancing jig)

[87x]

hahaha.. great story... i wanna hear the conclusion... COWMANS!!.HAHAHH

[jewpinthethird]

AHEM.

The farmers thought that the Depression would destroy the Irishes' spirits....boy were they wrong. As you all know, the Irish are heavy drinkers. They drank and drank and drank while, forgetting the troubles of the world, while everyone else killed themselves. When the Depression was over, the Irish emerged from their Boston Pubs and spread out across the rest of the United States were they lived happy and wasted ever after.

[nestlekwik]

Awesome. We need to start selling FFR story books from the store.

[scorpio1690]

Yay! The Irish kick monkey testicles! My book would be,"Scorpio, if he didn't kill you, watch your back, p.s:cheese"

[FFRdaveg]

nestlekwik do you speak french i am french

[scorpio1690]

FROG!

[87x]

lol great story... we need to have story time with jewpin a section in the forum were alone you can write storys... then just let everyone read them...