Anticrombie0909:
"This road sucks. The chicken is a tool."
My Answer:
"Obviously, the Soviets used the brilliant strategy of 'Train 2000 Flak Troopers and build 2000 Rhino Heavy Tanks' to successfully seige a well-patrolled base and capture an Allied Battle Lab. Using the Lab's technology, the Solviets quickly built a Psychic Beacon which enslaved every mind within a 100 mile radius. Chicken, being within this radius, was drawn to it and thus crossed the road to reach it's destination, the destination being the Psychic Beacon."
Or,
"Sensing victory, Joe drew his final card with a smile across his face. It was a Chicken a la King! As he tapped 3 islands and placed the card down, horror struck Bob's face as he saw what Joe had unleashed. Shreiking with terror, he jumped back and forfeited the match. Now, the chicken standing just across the road from all this, noticed the card and could have sworn that the picture on card looked just like Uncle Karl. The chicken, out of curiousity, then walked across road to get a better look at the card."
"This road sucks. The chicken is a tool."
My Answer:
"Obviously, the Soviets used the brilliant strategy of 'Train 2000 Flak Troopers and build 2000 Rhino Heavy Tanks' to successfully seige a well-patrolled base and capture an Allied Battle Lab. Using the Lab's technology, the Solviets quickly built a Psychic Beacon which enslaved every mind within a 100 mile radius. Chicken, being within this radius, was drawn to it and thus crossed the road to reach it's destination, the destination being the Psychic Beacon."
Or,
"Sensing victory, Joe drew his final card with a smile across his face. It was a Chicken a la King! As he tapped 3 islands and placed the card down, horror struck Bob's face as he saw what Joe had unleashed. Shreiking with terror, he jumped back and forfeited the match. Now, the chicken standing just across the road from all this, noticed the card and could have sworn that the picture on card looked just like Uncle Karl. The chicken, out of curiousity, then walked across road to get a better look at the card."
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