The REAL Question of the Century.

[Anticrombie0909]

7 people don't shave or trim? What the hell, you guys? Gross. I take it you're not expecting action anytime soon.

I keep mine trimmed but not shaved...don't really go for the whole "12 year old boy" look.

[evilbutterfly]

you're not expecting action anytime soon.

[Matthew666]

I shaved once...The blood loss was too tremendous, so I just trim it down when people say I look like I've got Chewbacca stuffed in my pants.

[Arch0wl]

I shave. Unfortunately it's hard as hell to get it all off with just a gillette razor, clippers and water. I need to get a buzzer =|

[Pooping_Panda]

I keep mine trimmed but not shaved...don't really go for the whole "12 year old boy" look.

[xObserveRx]

lol how about you um..... be more careful?

[blitzmage]

As much as I would like too, I don't really know how to make it a nice trim and I'm not the best with razor sharp objects near my genitals

[Reach]

Cutting yourself while trying to shave= no.

Seriously.

It is the most painful thing ever.

And then you can't jerk off because you keep rubbing against the cuts...

The hell. LoL.

Its fucking hard to cut yourself while shaving even your face...wtf. You'd have to have no idea what you're doing, rush, hack it with the razor so it rips the hairs out and shave against the grain the entire time to cut yourself bad.

Lol. I shave sometimes. I've like never cut myself aside from a nick o_O which stoped bleeding in like 1 second. When it gets too long it gets really annoying.

[evilbutterfly]

When it gets too long it gets really annoying.

u mean like, when you're in public and people happen to be looking at your awesome pants u just bought? man, that can be really embarassing!

sorry guys, i just had to

[xObserveRx]

Yeah, if you don't know how to use a razor, you shouldn't be posting in this thread. It's simple, don't rush, and you move the razor in a VERTICAL motion, not horizontal. We're not shaving our wrists here people, no need for horizontal movements.

[Jam930]

Clicking this thread has been the ultimate low point in my life.

You could have put a warning in the title.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

I don't get it.

[Sinjin]

Lay off, Reach, I was twelve. (Yes, you'd be surprised how much I had accumulated by then) It would be a terrific word of advice to learn how to shave your face before you use a sharp razor near your dick.

Yes, I realise how obvious that sounds.

[NeoDarkHeart]

trimmage.