Fortune cookies are hitting a new low.

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  • jazzmosis
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2003
    • 521
    #16
    I dunno.. my friend got a fortune cookie that said "You will get some new clothes".

    I think I'll go to the bulk food store and load up on fortune cookies.

    Originally posted by JurseyRider734
    <3 Jazzoo.

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      • Laharl
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2003
        • 1821
        #17
        Originally posted by netty400
        Originally posted by Laharl
        I keep them from when I go to Panda Express to get my lovely Orange Chicken
        You RULE
        Panda Express' Orange Chicken = Ambrosia of the Gods
        SIG PICTURES:

        POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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          • Bigjoesmiley124
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2003
            • 10
            #18
            Originally posted by Laharl
            Adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie messages unlocks their true meaning.
            I thought you were supposed to add "on the toilet" to the end. At least, that's what I've always been told.

            "You will have an experience like never before...on the toilet"

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              • jewpinthethird
                (The Fat's Sabobah)
                FFR Music Producer
                • Nov 2002
                • 11711
                #19
                WHOA. You mean there are actual messages inside the Fortune Cookies? Holy crap. All this time I have just been eating them....

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