Rap battle thread

[Choofers]

Re: Rap battle thread

someone use of one of the raps in this thread and this beat

https://soundcloud.com/asphyxzero/hiphopwip

gogogogo

[ssbmchamp]

Re: Rap battle thread

I got a demon that possesses my body
makes me restless and rowdy, wreckless and drowsy
he say's he'll never get out me
I keep screamin what the fuck do you want from me
he's tauntin' me, the pressure builds and won't get off of me
I don't know how he got there
appeared in a nightmare, said i was not scared but he was right there
but the nightmare became reoccurrin'
my words started slurrin'
my vision was blurrin'
thought i better not worry, but this demon in my head was stirrin'
he talks to me, when he's angry my blood is burnin'
he's takin' over, I'm torn between good and evil
who am i, myself or the demon
I'm tired of bein' taunted
my whole brain is haunted
this shit's got me goin' fuckin crazy man i've lost it
he's got a hold of my mind and he wont let it go
'bout to swallow a bottle of pills and just kill us both

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

ssbmchamp is everything but a champ
his life is always in a clamp

he thinks he can rap
but all he got are flaps

he think's he's a ssbm champ on earth
but in reality his life went wrong at birth

[PaperclipGames]

Re: Rap battle thread

you say he ain't no champ but he's got the cap'n
in his avatar and he is good at slap'n
falcon champ right from the front in yo face
don't yet got a hunch?
here's a falcon punch
this mofukka eats mi fourties' like you for lunch
you ain't got no space
your time was a phase
but ssbmchamp and cap'n falcon don't do grace
notes

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

mi40 is not a cereal dude get your shit straight

[ssbmchamp]

Re: Rap battle thread

mi40, or should i call you anaru
the guy on FFR who has been banned a few
times, for making retarded statements
if i saw you in person, i'd lock you down in a basement
as a permanent placement, just face it
your nothin but a disgrace when
you open your mouth, so imma shut it with tape then
take ten, minutes to beat your mother fucking face in
and hit you so hard that your mind rearranges
and erases all the dumb things that you say bitch
you think you can play with
fire and not get burned everyday kid
i'll set you a blaze an
put you right in your grave then
cut your balls off so you'll have somethin to play with
amazin'-ly you continue to face me
i'm like a big can of mase and you're about to be sprayed mi-
40, so do us all a favor shut your mouth on the daily.

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

trying too hard dude

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

i'll rap your style okay

you can open your mouth to rap
but your brains cant feed your mouth
soon you'll be workin hard labor without a nap
then you might wonder where your life went south
mom told you to study but you never listened
now only in your dreams does the jewelry glisten
you thought you were a tough boy
but all you are is society's toy

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

it's hard being a rapper damn guess i gotta be from the ghettos like ssbmchamp
rep dat welfare check yo

[cetaka]

Re: Rap battle thread

hey ev erybody welcome to my
rap about a guy
who is really good at sup
er smash brothers he's not poop
at the game he's really good actually
he's a champ actually

he tried to rap battle mi40 but
he got beaten so i guess the lesson is that he should stick to playing ssbm and not try to rap bat
tle anybody

[intensez]

Re: Rap battle thread

yo my name is ss
b
m
ch
amp
and i dont got no rhyme
i really gotta try to skip the lines
cuz i suffer from a bad dis-
ease, reppin' ass
bur
gers
like a goddamn G

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

but im not a rapper

[top]

Re: Rap battle thread

you know i be about that shit
that shit that you can't hit and quit
you look at me and don't get it
i know you don't want to get hit
so back up and bow down bitch,
flow so dope i should be lit,
like that dank you wish youd hit
you pass it by like it's some brick,
reason for why you aint shit,
reason for why you aint shit is obvious enough,
you strut around like you so tough,
like you got all the swagger just like puff,
but you just front avoid the rough,
pretend you ownin all the stepmen,
can't own shit and yet you actin,
like you TC Halogen and
like you quadin every file but you failin
be like D-D-R,
hold on to the railin
so you don't be fallin then be crawlin
back to me askin for forgiveness
talk shit get hit bitch
that's how it works up in this business

[Nullifidian]

Re: Rap battle thread

but im not a rapper

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: Rap battle thread

Fighting after you've already lost? that's the spirit!
no, wait, that's not it, c'mon on now get with it.
you remind me of madmatt, attractive, and midnight
and ableen and krunky, those ******s, yeah, that's right.
you're stupid, retarded, a fuckhead, a ******
a blither baboon, a shit face, a maggot
the fact that you keep coming back worries me
do you like being shit on for all here to see?
well you do have some problems of that i admit
but deserve all that you got, yes, every last bit


now before you go on with your half assed reply,
know that im done with you i've no reason to try
to continue this unfair exchange we have going.
go back to your gay dick ass pounding and blowing.
now, if there's nothing else, i hope you did learn
not to fuck with the top tier, bitchass, get burned.

Yep