What is wrong with AOL people?

[Squeek]

lightdarkness42: I dont get someone who adds letters to words to make them shorter
lightdarkness42: It defies all the laws of physics
alulka3000: i never said shortert
alulka3000: i said faster

Priceless.

~Squeek

[Belgarion]

I used to play a game called PlanetSide, and from that game's official forums there was a troll named EvilGlitch that was often quite random and funny. He posted one of his AIM conversations once (note, may offend some people):


EViLGLiTCH (11:59:36 PM): HI
Melinda19NY (11:59:51 PM): wuts up?
EViLGLiTCH (12:00:02 AM): NOTHING
Melinda19NY (12:00:19 AM): asl?
EViLGLiTCH (12:00:22 AM): WHAT?
Melinda19NY (12:00:41 AM): how old r u?
EViLGLiTCH (12:00:45 AM): 19 LIKE YOU
Melinda19NY (12:00:57 AM): oh im 22
Melinda19NY (12:01:12 AM): i made this screenname 3 years ago
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:18 AM): I'M 22 TOO I WAS JUST KIDDING
Melinda19NY (12:01:30 AM): ur profile says ur 24
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:36 AM): OH THAT'S BECAUSE I CHANGED IT
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:39 AM): 2 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE
EViLGLiTCH (12:01:44 AM): I'M 22
Melinda19NY (12:01:56 AM): k
Melinda19NY (12:02:14 AM): where r u from?
EViLGLiTCH (12:02:17 AM): WHY ARE YOU GOING TO STALK ME?
Melinda19NY (12:02:22 AM): lol no jus wondering
Melinda19NY (12:02:32 AM): got a pic?
EViLGLiTCH (12:02:39 AM): YEAH HANG ON
Melinda19NY (12:02:52 AM): k
EViLGLiTCH (12:03:41 AM): OK I SENT IT TO YOU
Melinda19NY (12:04:12 AM): i didnt get it
EViLGLiTCH (12:04:20 AM): I HAD TO EMAIL IT TO YOU BECAUSE OF MY FIREWALL
Melinda19NY (12:04:32 AM): oh ok 1 sec
Melinda19NY (12:06:02 AM): lol
EViLGLiTCH (12:06:09 AM): WHAT?
Melinda19NY (12:06:17 AM): thats not really u
EViLGLiTCH (12:06:30 AM): YES IT IS WHATS SO FUNNY?
Melinda19NY (12:06:52 AM): u sent me a pic of a retarded kid
EViLGLiTCH (12:07:02 AM): THAT'S ME WHEN I WAS IN THE EIGTH GRADE
Melinda19NY (12:07:23 AM): do u one thats newer?
EViLGLiTCH (12:07:36 AM): I HAVE ONE THAT WAS TAKEN WHEN I WAS 22
Melinda19NY (12:07:49 AM): can i see it
EViLGLiTCH (12:08:02 AM): DO "YOU" HAVE A PIC?
Melinda19NY (12:08:09 AM): ya
Melinda19NY (12:08:43 AM): it wont let me send it to u
EViLGLiTCH (12:09:00 AM): YOU HAVE TO EMAIL IT TO ME BECAUSE OF MY FIREWALL
Melinda19NY (12:10:54 AM): k done
EViLGLiTCH (12:11:31 AM): WOW, YOU'RE KIND OF FAT
Melinda19NY (12:11:39 AM): hay
EViLGLiTCH (12:11:50 AM): WELL YOU ARE
Melinda19NY (12:12:00 AM): (
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:02 AM): BUT I LIKE THAT
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:08 AM): BLACK PEOPLE LIKE EM THICK
Melinda19NY (12:12:13 AM): your black?
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:16 AM): NO BUT I LISTENED TO ALOT OF RAP MUSIC WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH PUBERTY SO IT EFFECTED ME
Melinda19NY (12:12:33 AM): i wus gona say if thats u in that pic
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:37 AM): DO YOU LISTEN TO RAP?
Melinda19NY (12:12:44 AM): sumtimes
EViLGLiTCH (12:12:49 AM): YOU LIKE DAS EFX?
Melinda19NY (12:12:58 AM): never heard of them
EViLGLiTCH (12:13:04 AM): NO? BUM STIGEDY BUM STIGEDY BUM, THAT DOESN'T RING A BELL?
Melinda19NY (12:13:09 AM): nope
EViLGLiTCH (12:13:31 AM): BUM STIGGEDY BUM STIGGEDY BUM HON I GOT THE OLD PA RUM PUM PUM PUM BUT I CAN FE FI FO FUM DIDDLY BUM HERE I COME SO PETER PIPER I'M HYPER THAN PINOCHIO'S NOSE I'M THE SUPERCALAFRAGILISTIC TIC TAC PRO
EViLGLiTCH (12:14:02 AM): I GAVE MY OOPSY DAISY NOW YOU'VE GOT THE CRAZY CRAZY WITH THE BOOKS GOOGLEY GOO WHERE'S THE GRAVY SO ONE TWO UNBUCKLE MY UM SHOE
EViLGLiTCH (12:14:22 AM): YABBA DOO HIPPITY HOO CRACKA BREW SO TRICK OR TREAT SMELL MY FEET YUP I DRIPPEDY DROPPED A HIT
Melinda19NY (12:15:02 AM): nope i never heard it
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:07 AM): OH I KNOW I WAS JUST SINGING
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:11 AM): MY VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE MUST HAVE PICKED IT UP, SORRY ABOUT THAT
Melinda19NY (12:15:19 AM): its ok
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:25 AM): I LIKE TO KEEP MY HANDS FREE WHEN I'M ON YAHOO CHAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:29 AM): SO I USE THIS PROGRAM THAT TYPES OUT EVERYTHING I SAY
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:33 AM): MY MICROPHONE SUCKS SO I HAVE TO YELL INTO IT THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS
Melinda19NY (12:15:40 AM): cool
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:48 AM): YEAH IT IS HEY WANT TO SEE WHAT IT DOES WHEN I FART INTO THE MICROPHONE?
EViLGLiTCH (12:15:55 AM): BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPHFFFG
Melinda19NY (12:15:55 AM): not reeally
EViLGLiTCH (12:16:03 AM): WOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, USUALLY THEY'RE ONLY LIKE 8 CHARACTERS LONG BUT THAT WAS A GOOD 40+
Melinda19NY (12:16:22 AM): your gross
EViLGLiTCH (12:16:25 AM): AND YOU'RE FAT
EViLGLiTCH (12:16:29 AM): WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
Melinda19NY (12:16:33 AM): i don't think so

[vashthestampede0987]

LOL WOW!!! thats hilarious belgarion......yeah you should post more convos like that. anyway ummm i just skipped to this page and didnt read any of the others so well funny stuff

Au Revior,
Vashthestampede0987

[Ei0nN]

I know who I'll be randomly IMing today

[ravenhexa]

GuidoHunter: isnt it "teh s uck"? not "teh suck"?

and yeah...those IMs i dont get very much anymore on AOL (yes, i have dial-up and good god yes it sucks) i get more porn IMs and stuff on AIM then i do on AOL. ive gotten a few IMs from people i dont know asking asl and stuff...the most memorable one was of a person asking me how i masturbated. and then theres old guys asking if they can call me.
and this chick asking me if i masturbated and my dad reading it (one of the most uncomfortable moments...ever.).
masturbation seems to be a hot topic.