Best way of dying

[Specforces]

In the middle of battle with 40,000 enemy troops who think they have you pinned down, and think that they are going to capture you. As the enemy leader and his bodyguards enter your base you act as though you are defeated and when he comes to humiliate you in front of your troops you pull a surprise attack killing him, and even though after killing him you have been shot 15 times by his bodyguards you still walk killing as many enemies as you possibly can, you don't stop until your body has been riddled with an extreme amount of bullets, causing you to lose most major bodily functions, and just before your body is completely destroyed, to the point that you slip into the unconscious realm of death. But you know one thing, that you have died an honorable death.

Specforces

[Unit000]

I have a fairly original idea, if I ever commit suicide this is how it's going down. I'm going into an extremely crowded area (mall, town square, etc.) and I'm injecting pure O2 into my bloodstream via a syringe causing all my veins to simultaneously explode. I think that would be a nice messy way to cross over. lol Guido I had a similar moment when I watched that scene. Also dying in a gun battle wouldn't be bad, long as I don't get hit by a shell and have to bleed to death. Dying in a swordfight wouldn't be bad as long as they were sharp swords capable of running a person through. Also I'm kinda 50/50 on wether I would want to take a bunch of dumb fucks to hell with me using a bomb or something.

[Jam930]

suicide...right after finding the perfect(pah~fekuto) cherry blossoms.

i just dont want to be scared when i die...like running from a rabid monkey or something...or cancer...or something weird.

probably the worst is getting the T virus(i think that's what it was) and turning into a mindless zombie, then being blown to pulp by your best friend.

=/

[Squeek]

Uber Darwin Awards urban legend!

In France, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood atop a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Now freed from the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.

Ownd!

But seriously, it's still an urban legend, so nobody knows. This one is the best - http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-08.html

~Squeek