Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Originally posted by Omeganitros
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* Yes, there actually is such a thing. In 1989 a law passed in which all cities were required to carry a retard bell in their offical buildings. To ring the bell, there is a lot of paperwork involved, but once it you have filled out all the proper forms, you get to ring the bell alerting your fellow towns people that there is a retard on the loose. In the mid 90's however a lot of people were concerned that 'retard' is politically incorrect, giving the retard bell a bad reputation. The supreme court ruled against the renaming of the retard bell because "the metally handicaped dont really care about political correctness...they are too busy trying to figure out how to feed themselves, or how to button shirts to be bothered by such trivial matters. Nonetheless, due to the amount of paperwork involved with ringing the bell, and it's bad reputation thanks to Liberal media, the retard bell has disappeared into obscurity. How can you help? Write your State's congress man demanding that awareness be raised concerning the Retard bell.


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