The Never Ending Story

[Squall36]

the middle of a mob who has destroyed a whole city so he....

[blade666]

whips out his BFG (big frickin gun for all you non-quake people) but realises he has no ammo, and the mob begins to close in on him...

[Pooping_Panda]

so they all beat his ass with sausages and diffrent kinds of meat untill he finds himself dead and being eatin by a dog

the end

[blade666]

yum... (not the end!)

the man had some stds, so the dog got them. this dog was a horny dog...

[aight]

confusion. He looks around and finally sees that his finger has been covered with...

[fusi0n]

placenta. Fin.

[snow_punk70]

But really the placenta was a magical ooze that turned him into the saviour of the human race!! As they were on the eve of destruction by an unspoken evil named.....

[jewpinthethird]

Snow Punk70...

[chaosjr17]

He was an evil door, who liked to drink his coffee and walk his dog, one day he was planning to blow up town hall when out of no where sprung...

[bvbaseball1]

a llama that looks much like my avatar and the llama...

[fusi0n]

died and then nukes went off and the world ended the end

[blade666]

but not the cockroaches! they survived and continued to...

[fusi0n]

the end

[soccr743]

[bvbaseball1]

themselves until they were all the ended out. fusi0n then died of studpidity and...