1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[skyfox_]

1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop.

[Triplex72]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk.

[Nero_Angelo]

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3.Telling everyone in there walmart sucks

[StardustGundam]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Running naked every where

[goat6707]

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5. bring a truck full of mexicans fresh from the border and have them one by one turn in job applications.

[UnitedStates@America]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

6. Do numbers 1 threw 6 50 million more times.

[Doug31]

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7. Tell the workers to form a union, since they aren't getting paid enough, so they really need to.

[DHS1]

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8. Pull down your pants + underwear and shart. Then lay on the shart and start giggling. When you see anyone look at you, tell them to join you and if they refuse then go try to hug them. While you chase them perfusely, giggle and randomly scream "DOO DOO BUTTER HEHEHEHE". When the manager comes, yell "hoheheheh OH NOOOO THE FUNNY MANAGER" and then go and try to pinch his gooch.

[Kevin_18]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Walk in dressed as a walmart employee and start telling people the wrong locations of stuff they are looking for.....or stand behind a cash register pretending to cashier only to tell them that you don't even work there.

[Linkisdoomed]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Get 10 rolls of duct tape, 2 buckets of paint, 3 first-aid kits, and 2 cans of WD-40 and if anybody asks, tell them that you're working on your truck today.

[rade0110]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Walk in and punch the person that is supposed to greet you in the face. If they ask why you did that, kick them in the balls until they start to throw up.

[windsurfer-sp]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Buy a bottle of coke, open it drink half and ask to return it. Once they refuse climb up on top of shelves and dodge the security untill you fall and hurt yourself. File a lawsuit agianst Wall-mart.

[unkdavar]

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13. Tell them you are a crazy guy from Iraq.

[Roi Siveran]

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14. Run through the talking and singing toys aisle, setting all of them off. When security starts to go after you, start throwing them across the store so everybody can hear the annoying things.

[GamerShadow]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

15. Dress up as Bin Laden, and walk up to the manager to say hi.