JOE CAME BACK TO LIFE ONCE MORE AND HAD A GIANT BREAKFAST INCLUDING: PANCAKES, SYRUP, WAFFLES, BACON, EGGS, TOAST AND A SIDE ORDER OF WEASEL!!! (OH NOES!!) JOE ATE A WEASEL!! Joe dies once more becuase the Animal Rights Group comes and shoots him and cant come back to life because the new Satan made it so that Joe was stuck on mystical frozen fire planet 78 G57BBQLALALA
Thats much less boring.
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Originally posted by tsugomaru
But do remember, there's more than one type of intelligence in this world and school probably only tests you in two-three of them.
Only then Starfox came and rescued Joe from the mystical frozen fire planet 78 G57BBQLALALA and brought him back to Earth
If you're one of those people that think other people are stupid for putting something in their sig just because someone tells them to, put this in your sig.
I lurk, therefore, I am.
Originally posted by tsugomaru
But do remember, there's more than one type of intelligence in this world and school probably only tests you in two-three of them.
"I went there of my own free will.
I went there in my finest gown,
With my rarest Jewels
With my Queen of Heaven crown.
In the Underworld
At each of the Seven Gates
I was stripped Seven times
Of all I thought I was
Till I stood bare in who I really am."
- Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows
Then electrocuted him, frying what little brain cells Joe has left after being raped, killed, stepped on, sent to other planets, killed, raped, etc,etc.
If you're one of those people that think other people are stupid for putting something in their sig just because someone tells them to, put this in your sig.
I lurk, therefore, I am.
Originally posted by tsugomaru
But do remember, there's more than one type of intelligence in this world and school probably only tests you in two-three of them.
And then I laughed so hard milk came rushing out my nose
"I went there of my own free will.
I went there in my finest gown,
With my rarest Jewels
With my Queen of Heaven crown.
In the Underworld
At each of the Seven Gates
I was stripped Seven times
Of all I thought I was
Till I stood bare in who I really am."
- Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows
But his sister and him had intercourse many times before that.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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