or god...lol
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Eh...never posted, but I suck.
Two birds starts flying at the same direction, going 20mph for 3 hours. how come both birds don't end up in the same tree?
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either there's no tree or they start in different positions. or I'm wrong. I'll go with I'm wrong.
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Cause one bird stopped before the other or Claris thompsonCLICK \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
Sig by Darkmonkey AKA Clowd
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I GOT IT! SHE HAD A PARACHUTE I THINK!
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RE: riddle
sry
i didn't know about the other pages... silly me........Comment
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RE: riddle
A midget walkes into a bar. He sees a sign for a contest. The winner of the contest gets 100 dollars. He asks the bartender he wants to join. The bartender tells him you have to be drunk to participate. So the midget gets drunk. He tells the bartender he is ready. The midget has to complete three tasks. Task 1: Knock out the body builder in the corner with one punch. Eye level to a midget is his balls so he punches him, and the body builder is in so much pain, he passes out. Task 2: There is a whore in the upstairs and the midget has to make her scream loud enough so the whole bar can hear her (I think we all know how to do that.) Task 3: There is a rot wiler outside with a lose tooth, pull the tooth with plyers and come back withought a scratch on you. A couple minutes later, the whore comes down screaming with a bloody mouth and a missing tooth. What did the midget do to the dog??
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RE: riddle
Did the midget try to make the dog scream in the same way that well all know how to make the whore scream?
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Here's one
A father and a son get in a car wreck, Two EMTs take them 2 different hospitals, the son is taken in the OR room, the doctor comes in a says
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No sorry, that's not the answer.
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It is the original car accident father that is being operated on by his Father!
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You dont know how many time ive got that answer but no thats not itOriginally posted by FluorescentArmyComment
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one of the fathers might be his stepfather...
i have no clueWhoa.Comment
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Hmm. thats a new one. but no thats not itOriginally posted by dissed11Comment
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You only said a father and a son. You never said they were related.
It would be different if it was a father and his son.
Or you could be refering to a father in the religious sense, as in a person in the Church.
Or it could be the father and son of the same person. As in, the father is the father of the doctor, who is the father of the son.Comment
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