Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do? You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it.
It begins from Scorpio's "And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!"
Everybody looked at Mr. Campbells man in disgust. What kind of sick freak would shot a dog? Offended by his remarks, the mass of people turn into an angry mob. Mr. Campbells quickly ran for cover....only to find all exits blocked. Then Campbells remember his trusty revolver, the one he used to kill the dog with, under his fur coat, which was made out of the hid of the dog that he shot.
He waved the gun in the air, egging people on to attack him.
"Hey, maybe I'll get me a human-hid coat out of all this".
A tall man stepped up, placing his forehead to the end of the revolver's barrel.
"Go ahead" said the Tall Man in a deep, raspy voice. "I dare you."
"If you insist" replied Mr. Campbell as he squezed the trigger, spraying a mist of warm blood onto the mob.
The crowd screamed in terror, rushing to all the exits as fast as they could. Mr. Campbell held his head high in pride.
"I done killed meself the most dangerous of all creatures." he said with a twisted smirk on his face. "Now," He said lifting the lifeless body of the Tall Man, "I make my exit".
I sat in horror hardly believing the terror that lie before me. Chaos every which way. "Why doesnt somebody do something?" I thought to myself. "Mr. Campbell is just a fat guy with a revolver." I was not prepared for what happened next. George Foreman leeped into the air calling "MEEEEGAAAAAA FUUUUUURRYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
I gazed in astonishment. "Do my eyes decieve me?! Could this really be happening?!" I thought out load. "This cant truly be happening!! George Foreman's Grill....it-it-it TURNED IN TO A MECHA!!! HOLY SH*T!!!" As an Otaku, the very thought of mechas actually existing brought esctasy to my brain....but to see a real live mecha transform right before my eyes, it brought esctasy to my crouch.....
(This has nothing to do with the story, but seriously, I need limits. I also feel that I went a little over board with out that whole esctasy in the crouch part....feel free to ignore that part)
It begins from Scorpio's "And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!"
Everybody looked at Mr. Campbells man in disgust. What kind of sick freak would shot a dog? Offended by his remarks, the mass of people turn into an angry mob. Mr. Campbells quickly ran for cover....only to find all exits blocked. Then Campbells remember his trusty revolver, the one he used to kill the dog with, under his fur coat, which was made out of the hid of the dog that he shot.
He waved the gun in the air, egging people on to attack him.
"Hey, maybe I'll get me a human-hid coat out of all this".
A tall man stepped up, placing his forehead to the end of the revolver's barrel.
"Go ahead" said the Tall Man in a deep, raspy voice. "I dare you."
"If you insist" replied Mr. Campbell as he squezed the trigger, spraying a mist of warm blood onto the mob.
The crowd screamed in terror, rushing to all the exits as fast as they could. Mr. Campbell held his head high in pride.
"I done killed meself the most dangerous of all creatures." he said with a twisted smirk on his face. "Now," He said lifting the lifeless body of the Tall Man, "I make my exit".
I sat in horror hardly believing the terror that lie before me. Chaos every which way. "Why doesnt somebody do something?" I thought to myself. "Mr. Campbell is just a fat guy with a revolver." I was not prepared for what happened next. George Foreman leeped into the air calling "MEEEEGAAAAAA FUUUUUURRYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
I gazed in astonishment. "Do my eyes decieve me?! Could this really be happening?!" I thought out load. "This cant truly be happening!! George Foreman's Grill....it-it-it TURNED IN TO A MECHA!!! HOLY SH*T!!!" As an Otaku, the very thought of mechas actually existing brought esctasy to my brain....but to see a real live mecha transform right before my eyes, it brought esctasy to my crouch.....
(This has nothing to do with the story, but seriously, I need limits. I also feel that I went a little over board with out that whole esctasy in the crouch part....feel free to ignore that part)
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