Nipples and pie? :p

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  • jewpinthethird
    (The Fat's Sabobah)
    FFR Music Producer
    • Nov 2002
    • 11711

    #16
    Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do? You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it.

    It begins from Scorpio's "And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!"

    Everybody looked at Mr. Campbells man in disgust. What kind of sick freak would shot a dog? Offended by his remarks, the mass of people turn into an angry mob. Mr. Campbells quickly ran for cover....only to find all exits blocked. Then Campbells remember his trusty revolver, the one he used to kill the dog with, under his fur coat, which was made out of the hid of the dog that he shot.

    He waved the gun in the air, egging people on to attack him.
    "Hey, maybe I'll get me a human-hid coat out of all this".
    A tall man stepped up, placing his forehead to the end of the revolver's barrel.

    "Go ahead" said the Tall Man in a deep, raspy voice. "I dare you."

    "If you insist" replied Mr. Campbell as he squezed the trigger, spraying a mist of warm blood onto the mob.

    The crowd screamed in terror, rushing to all the exits as fast as they could. Mr. Campbell held his head high in pride.

    "I done killed meself the most dangerous of all creatures." he said with a twisted smirk on his face. "Now," He said lifting the lifeless body of the Tall Man, "I make my exit".

    I sat in horror hardly believing the terror that lie before me. Chaos every which way. "Why doesnt somebody do something?" I thought to myself. "Mr. Campbell is just a fat guy with a revolver." I was not prepared for what happened next. George Foreman leeped into the air calling "MEEEEGAAAAAA FUUUUUURRYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

    I gazed in astonishment. "Do my eyes decieve me?! Could this really be happening?!" I thought out load. "This cant truly be happening!! George Foreman's Grill....it-it-it TURNED IN TO A MECHA!!! HOLY SH*T!!!" As an Otaku, the very thought of mechas actually existing brought esctasy to my brain....but to see a real live mecha transform right before my eyes, it brought esctasy to my crouch.....

    (This has nothing to do with the story, but seriously, I need limits. I also feel that I went a little over board with out that whole esctasy in the crouch part....feel free to ignore that part)

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    • Brainmaster07
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2003
      • 2891

      #17
      "*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

      But reading this makes the question arise, does coffee bleed?"

      Well... If you put blood in the coffee it could bleed. I wonder if that would be classified as bleeding .

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      • Brainmaster07
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2003
        • 2891

        #18
        lol, nice story jepwin.

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        • scorpio1690
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2003
          • 4817

          #19
          But then we all must be filled with......

          (Tune in next week to find out!)

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          • ROCKETs
            FFR Player
            • May 2003
            • 83

            #20
            think about this

            Originally posted by jewpinthethird
            Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do?
            and this

            Originally posted by jewpinthethird
            You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it.
            if there was ever time when the phrase 'pot calling the kettle back' would apply, it's now
            Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #21
              Hey, I dont have anything else better to do. But was asking it you people did.....jeesh, I guess I'm not the only one without a life. ZING!

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              • scorpio1690
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2003
                • 4817

                #22
                .......Don't look at me!

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                • jewpinthethird
                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 11711

                  #23
                  Continue the story then.

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                  • ROCKETs
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2003
                    • 83

                    #24
                    yeah...i DID have a life, until i had to get a freakn job and crap like that. now i spend my freetime here (and a few other choice places), especially when i'm at work
                    Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

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                    • jewpinthethird
                      (The Fat's Sabobah)
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 11711

                      #25
                      Continue the story, or I'm locking this thread.

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                      • scorpio1690
                        FFR Player
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 4817

                        #26
                        It will eliminate my competition,lol, why's this thread called Nipples and Pie?


                        And then, from no where, Robert Deniro jumped out and started shouting,"I'm a hot dog! I'm a hot dog!"

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                        • ROCKETs
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2003
                          • 83

                          #27
                          continue the story from where you left off, or where the story should have been left off?)

                          And so then Foreman, with a satisfied gleam in his eye, said,"I pity the fool who don't drink milk".
                          Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

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                          • jewpinthethird
                            (The Fat's Sabobah)
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 11711

                            #28
                            Mr. Campbell replied "But...your Mecha....what is the point in drinking milk if your just going to use a freakin MEHCA?! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING LIKE MR. T!?

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                            • ROCKETs
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2003
                              • 83

                              #29
                              because Mr. T stole my act!!! back in 'Nam, it was ME, George Foreman, who drank the milk...
                              Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

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                              • Crymson
                                FFR Player
                                • May 2003
                                • 168

                                #30
                                Nipples and pie attracts people :P

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