Have you ever heard of Tamagotchis? Well, in my school, Peterson Middle School, almost everyone has Tamagotchis. I am like, the only one who doesn't have one. People constantly say to me, 'Hey, where's your tamagotchi?' because they assume that everyone has one, and I have to be really embarassed and say, 'I don't have one,' and walk away.
But, I'm sota glad I don't have a Tamagotchi because they vdistract people from their schoolwork and then they get their Tamagotchis taken away until the end of the day and thdy get all mad, and they get bad grades because they spend their periods swapping Tamagotchis and connecting them with the matchmaker and everyone else. The matchmaker is a Tamagothci that morphs into something that looks like a nerdy strawberry with glasses, and they're really rare, and when you connect with them, the little screen on the Tamagotchi lights up and says You Perfect Match Is: and says the name of someone you have already connected with, or someone they have connected with, and then you're supposed to keep connecting with that one person and eventually they're supposed to get married, the moms gonna get pregnant, have two Tamagotchi eggs, keep one and give the other to the father, and when they hatch the kids become the host pet and the mom and father go 'away'
But, I'm sota glad I don't have a Tamagotchi because they vdistract people from their schoolwork and then they get their Tamagotchis taken away until the end of the day and thdy get all mad, and they get bad grades because they spend their periods swapping Tamagotchis and connecting them with the matchmaker and everyone else. The matchmaker is a Tamagothci that morphs into something that looks like a nerdy strawberry with glasses, and they're really rare, and when you connect with them, the little screen on the Tamagotchi lights up and says You Perfect Match Is: and says the name of someone you have already connected with, or someone they have connected with, and then you're supposed to keep connecting with that one person and eventually they're supposed to get married, the moms gonna get pregnant, have two Tamagotchi eggs, keep one and give the other to the father, and when they hatch the kids become the host pet and the mom and father go 'away'
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