mY hOPES aRE sO hIGH tHAT yOUR kISS mIGHT kILL mE
sO wON'T yOU kILL mE, sO i dIE hAPPY
mY hEART iS yOURS tO fILL oR bURST, tO bREAK oR bURY, oR wEAR aS jEWELRY
wHICHEVER yOU pREFER
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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