"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
Hate: People who treat this site like myspace...I'm sorry if I had to power to anyone
who had less than 10games, and just posted half naked pics of themselves all the
time would be perma-banned.
Love: That my Ex being as beautiful as she is lolz...finally got her into playing the game
instead of posting almost noodz all the time.
Hate: That She Went back to doing it again, and uses the profile to check up on me.
Love: I'm actually getting more serious about the game...and AAA stuff now.
Hate: People who constantly brag about how they could beat you, but they're always
finding excuses to back outta a challenge. Or You mention their stats and they go
"oh I wasn't serious today" then you look at their vids and go "Wow You haven't
been serious since you started have ya."
Love: Beating them senselessly in the game, and then just to add insult to injury tell you
use to play one had 2-3 finger (I use to...I Switched to Index) and you were just
doing it again, and still beat them...and you really suck at 2-3 finger playing
(which I do >.<).
Hate: That apparently consuming over 50 Dr. Peppers in less than a week is "unhealty"
Love: That I managed to consume over 50 Dr. Peppers in less than a week !
Hate: How good some people are, and brag all the time about it (I'm not one I totally
suck...but perhaps I'll be a lot better now that I'm gonna *gasp* try !)
Love: How good some people are, and are totally modest about it. I have a lot of
respect for people like that.
Hate: People who make friends requests, and never play the game.
Hate: People who think I"m emo, cause of my hair cut...look people it wasn't what I
wanted...I wanted more of a Main Character from Persona 3 thing !
Hate: That Your Best Friend Of 11yrs Can Just Fkn Never Talk To You Again Because Of
Some Girl...Who Isn't Even Good To Look At *sigh*
Hate: Being Bored Outta My Mind (hence why I'm doing this)
Love: Being Around Mah Friends !
Hate: They All Live in Dublin, Pa!
Love: For No Reason, Just Upper Casing The Beginning Of Each Word...Makes It Look
Important !
Love: Waking up in a house that isn't yours
Love: Thinking you slept with your best friend sister, but didn't. (Bummer ._.)
Love: Stealing random objects from a house that nobody lives in (we stole a light bulb
recently)
Love: That Dublin use to be where I got away from my drug problem, but now is where it
started up all over again.
Love: The Extensiveness of This List...not a joke...I really do think it's funny :\.
Love: That Girls Actually Do Watch Porn...When I Found This Out I Was Like "OMG O_O!
There's No Way A Woman Would...But You Catch Your Friends Mother Watching It"
(True Story [Friend Doesn't Even Know ])
Love: That the same woman offered to "fix" my depression with sex
Love: That she use to be attractive
Hate: Guess ^_^
Love: That I'm Tired and I'm Going To Bed
Hate: That School Is Tomorrow and I Have To Wake Up And Remember That I'm A
Failure, and Will Never Amount To Anything ._.
Love: My Ex-GF...
Hate: That I'm Dating Someone Else ._.
Love: That my Ex Still loves me :X!
Hate: Wanna Make This clear: PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS IS MYSPACE...IT'S NOT...YOU'RE
NOT AS ATTRACTIVE AS YOU THINK. POSTING PICS TO GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION
IS MESSED UP, THE ONLY ATTENTION YOU'LL GET IS FROM 40+YR OLD MEN WHO
TOUCH THEMSELVES WITH ALL THOSE PHOTOS YOU POST.
Love: That for once in my life I'm right *super gasp*
Love: That those people will probably be raped ^.^
Hate: If They don't get raped, why...cause then I have to open up FFR and see a bunch
of Skanks eat up a page that could otherwise be full of...OMG...Interesting People
Who...Oh gosh..what's this O_o?...Play the Game O_O!
Love/Hate: That I took time to rant...yeah I feel better...no it won't make a diff.
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