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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" And he said "Bitch don't rhyme in front of chuck norris!" He then ripped out her throat and said "Don't **** with Chuck." 2 years and 5 months later he laughed at the irony and anyone withen a 100 mile radius went deaf from the blast.
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this is what happens when you play the postwhore game for 8 hours striaght. Not for the weak of heart:
1,000th post!!!!! Holy fajesus and mcjunior sized twenty patties covered in a big jelly smothered roll!!!!
HOLY FLUBBER NUGGETS!!! 1100 POSTS!!! i THINK I'VE GONE INSANE. DODODODODODODOD. BLUB. HOLY SHRIMP ROLLS COVERED IN GRAVY AND SMOTHERED IN EXTRAVEGENT HOT SAUCE DEVELOPED BY AFRICA THAT IS SHIPED TO THE UNITED STATES IN GIANT CRAZY WOODEN BALLS CARIED OVER VIA A PADDLE BOAT.Originally posted by StaiainComment
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lol at everyone's attempt to be funny (fail).
postRemoved a .gif image so your total signature size isn't well over 1MB. Keep this in mind for the future.
5th Official FFR Tournament Scores (Division 5)Round 1: Novo Mundo (AAA)Round 2: 4 Chord Touhou (AAA)Round 3: October (1.0.0.1)Round 4: Silly Symphony (1.0.0.0)Round 5: Hardkore Atomic (4.0.0.1)Round 6: Blue Rose (2.0.0.0)Round 7: La Dump (Eliminated for being lazy.)
Originally posted by smartdude1212EA will wander into his house with twenty minutes remaining in the round, load up FFR, realize he needs to ****, go to do so, discover he's hungry, whip up a gourmet meal, return to FFR with five minutes to go, play la camp once, and missflag on the 2154th arrow because scythe of 13 is watching him
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I just tried to force out some funny so hard that I ruined my best pants"man is a pupil, pain is his teacher" - Alfred de MussetComment
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And now a bunch of quotes from f my life because I'm unoriginal:
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face."
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree.
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence.
Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor.
Weeeeeeeeee.Last edited by Quigly; 04-10-2009, 07:59 PM.nahComment
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not going to do the funny because I can't make anybody laugh!
ever.........Originally posted by TC_Pr0Originally posted by Sprite-Comment
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Sup
Check out my Speedruns
Originally posted by TEEXI want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.
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ok so my friend picked me up for school at 930 and class starts at 10. he is such a stoner that he had to smoke out before we got there and i dont smoke pot so we pull to the side of the road and he gets high.
then we end up being late to class and i have no friends in the class and cute girls talk to him and completely shut me out cuz im such a loser. then its 12 and we get a 2 hour break and he wants to smoke out again, so we go somewhere else and he smokes and im standing there like a completely loser.
then we go to his grandmas and eat pizza rolls, and watch pokemon the movie 2000.
about 140pm we gotta get back to school cuz we have class at 2pm and i had to bring brownies for everyone. BUTTT he wants to smoke again so we do that and once again im just standing there being completely awkward. and he is finally done but we end up being 10 min late to class and i walk in and class already started and everyone gives me an evil eye cuz i was late with the brownies
and so i walk down and set them down but my damn jew teacher thought it would be a good idea to make me look like an idiot so shes like"wait, come all the way down here"
so i have to walk down and stand in front of the class and explain something about the virtues of the brownies and why i brought them. i had no idea what i was talking about and i pulled some answer out of my ass but i was all embarrassed and my face was all red cuz i suck at talking in front of ppl
please laugh at my horrible life
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i think i could take youAs life gets longer, awful feels softer and it feels pretty soft to me. And if it takes **** to make bliss well I feel pretty blissfully. If life's not beautiful without the pain, well I'd rather never even ever see beauty again. As life gets longer, awful feels softer, and it feels pretty soft to me.Comment
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post ... and to be funny watch this ... to me its friggin hilarious xD
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